March 12, 2017
Dear diary,
Whyyyyyyy?
Why do writers kill all the characters I love? They are precious cinnamon rolls that are pure and must be protected!
*sighs* What the hell am I talking about? I'm guilty of killing off characters in horrible ways.
Why do we writers do this? Is it because we're sadistic? Or maybe because we've suffered our favorite characters dying and want others to suffer? I'm a cynical bastard so I'm going to say yes.
Anyways, I'm gonna go mourn another fictional loss.
Sincerely,
A Cynical Bastard
P.S. To Markus Zusak: You're a bastard and I love you.
YOU ARE READING
Dear Diary: Tired Rants
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