Dear Diary,
I hate when people wear fake glasses. Especially, when they do it to look 'nerdy' or 'cute'. How does looking like you have bad eyesight look cute or nerdy? Also, I swear when I see people with fake glasses who pop out the lenses I just want to poke you in the eyes! Do you know how annoying it is to have to wear glasses? Showers are slippery chambers of death, you can't lay down on your side without your frames getting smashed against your face, if the lenses get scratched you have a stupid spot in your vision, and real glasses are expensive as hell! Glasses aren't an accessory.
Sincerely,
A person with horrible vision.
P.S. I probably wouldn't poke your eyes... Maybe like blow air in them or something so they get all watery.
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