Dear Diary: Tired Rants

Entry #4 - Short people who are taller than me.

March 14, 2017 5:33am
Dear diary,
Why do people patronize me? All the people who complain about being short when they are 5'2 and 13 just stop. I'm turning 18 soon and I am 4'9. I haven't grown an inch since middle school and I assure you I am 100% bitter. Okay, yeah you're sooooo short and years younger than me so shut your face hole. I don't want to have to kick you in the shins. Seriously, chill people you've got time to grow.

Now, to all those people who are taller than me a small part of me resents you. It's not your fault I'm sure your lovely but I can't reach the back of the middle shelf and you can probably reach the top shelf where all the good food is. I'm jealous of you. You lucky bastards.

Sincerely,
A short person

P.S. Also, if you are my height you're good in my books. If you're shorter than me you are an amazing person. Please stand next to me at all times.

P.P.S. To my fellow short people. We should make an army and wreck everyone when we play hide and seek or limbo.