(Fem.)Percy Meets Avengers

N is for... No Singing Cupcakes!

I walked out into the kitchen after a restless sleep.

Steve was the only one up.

Huh. I managed not to wake up the entire complex and make it out of Wanda's room without waking her.

So give me a cookie please. And it has to be blue.

"Hey Steve." I greeted pulling out an egg from the fridge.

"Hey Percy." He returned looking over his newspaper.

Looking through the cabinets I eventually found a frypan.

Now if only Rachel would have had this in the Labyrinth.

But blue plastic hairbrushes are dangerous.

I made my fried egg in silence.

"What are you doing today?" I asked, sitting at the table.

"Probably training." He folded up his newspaper, "You?"

"I'll probably train with you." I put my dishes in the dishwasher after rinsing them off.

"Okay. I'll just go wake up Nat and Wanda." He stood to leave.

"Are you forgetting something?" I asked.

"What?" He looked at me curiously.

"Jarvis can you wake Natasha and Wanda up?"

"Of course." Steve looked like he wanted to facepalm.

"That would have saved me several injuries."

"Trust me. Anyone who has ever had to wake me up wishes they could do this." I leaned against the counter.

"You are a strange kid." He shook his head.

"Well Steve you are right on one count. But I am not a kid."

"How about we head to the gym? They can catch up."

"Sure." Standing, we made our way to the gym.

I started memorizing the way here. Don't judge. I'm a demigod, I need to stay in shape.

"So what do you normally do?" Steve asked looking over at me.

"Running for a little bit, usually do some sword fighting. Swimming definitely. And ballet." Most demigods do ballet for the same reason athletes do it. To have better balance.

"Well Nat can help you with ballet if you want. I heard about your sword fight from Tony. How do you move that fast?"

I smiled. "Me and Clarisse have known each other for years. We have been fighting each other just as long. Although she does prefer a spear."

"Okay then." We walked into the gym and started jogging as a warm up.

A little while later Natasha and Wanda joined us.

"How you doing Percy?" Wanda eventually caught up.

"Good how are-"

"GET RUNNING ALREADY! JACKSON GET MOVING CUPCAKE OR YOU'LL BE ON CLEANING DUTY!"

Terrified I started sprinting. I hate cleaning.

I ran three laps around the track before stopping.

"Hi Coach." I said waving a hand lazily.

Steve came up behind me before stopping in his tracks.

"Sergeant Hedge," He snapped into a salute.

"Captain Rogers." Hedge nodded at him before turning to me.

"Did I say to stop running? NO I THE COW SAYS MOO DID NOT!" He shouted into his megaphone.