(Fem.)Percy Meets Avengers

I Enjoy A Lunch With My Stalker

I sighed and grabbed her ankles before dragging her.

"Watch your head." Was the only warning I gave Wanda as I drug her out the door.

But she's 'dead' so she didn't give any sign of hearing me.

And man. Is she convincing or what?

"Percy, please tell us you didn't kill her." Steve sighed.

"Well since you said please." I smiled. "I did not kill her."

"Is it bad I can't tell if she's being sarcastic?" I could hear Scott whisper.

"Nope. I can barely tell Tic Tac."

Sighing I shook my head and continued to drag Wanda to the dining pavilion.

"Is that?!"

"Percy!"

"Kelp Head!"

"Jackson!"

"Prissy!"

I dropped Wanda's legs and dodged the dagger.

"No weapons at the dinner table!" An entire table chorused.

It was the Apollo cabin if you didn't get it.

"What did she do?! Take a cookie Perce!" There was laughter.

"I think you can obviously tell she didn't take a cookie. I didn't dispose of the body." I smiled and kicked Wanda, lightly.

I am not going to break her ribs or anything.

Jeez I'm not that horrible of a friend.

"Get up Wanda." Then I turned to the others.

"Uh. Wait a second."

"Guys! We need a cabin for each of them. Wanda is staying with me. We've got Clint, Scott, Steve, and Sam!"

"Who the Hades are those people?!" A kid asked no doubt receiving an elbow in the side for saying something that could lead to them finding out what we are.

"Clint is Hawkeye-"

"I'll take him Perce. And I want you in the infirmary after this so I can give you a medical exam!" Will yelled.

Oh joy. One more thing to avoid.

"Scott is Ant-Man-"

"We'll take him!" Hm. Katie?

That's a surprise.

And here I thought Scott would be the last one standing.

"Steve is Ca-"

"We'll take him!" Two different cabins called out.

Uh oh.

"Steve. Run and hide. This might get messy."

"Why?"

"Those two cabins are rivals. This could end up an all out war. I've seen one before when Andrew was in charge. And trust me. It was horrible."

The supersoldier took off.

"And Sam is Falcon!" I yelled over them.

"I'll take him." That one sentence silenced the fight.

We all looked at Pollux.

Why?

Well...after Castor died he's never been the same.

During the war...he was willing to fight with a broken arm to avenge his brother.

But now?

Due to Mr D's punishment... he's been alone.