''Oh my god...''
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''Where's Madeline?'' A female blue eyed female that could of passed as Winry's twin asked Edward who was working on his assignment at the counter, making the blonde look up with a serious expression, ''She's supposed to be here right? She's supposed to work today, so she has to be here right?'' Edward replied pausing when hearing the mentioned female's voice and laugh, ''Well, you're later than usual Madeline.'' Edward said casually never looking up from his assignment. ''I didn't realize they allowed minors to work here?'' A new male voice said making Edward look up offended at what they said, to see a serious raven haired male that looked in his thirties looking down on him, ''Excuse me?'' Edward said in an angered tone, ''Roy!~'' The girl that had just spoken to Edward said in joy jumping into the unknown raven hair males arms, ''Now, now. I know you're excited to see me but please...''. ''But it's been so long, since the last time I've seen you!~'' She continued on making Edward's face twitch at how quickly most of the female coworkers had surrounded him, ''Are you kidding me?'', ''Ladies, you need to introduce me to your new friend.'' Roy said, ''To your very cute friend...'' He added going over to grab Edward's face making him face up to the raven haired male surprised, ''Roy stop harassing my employees.'' A familiar voice said. ''My apologies, Chris.'' Roy said apologetically with a smile letting go of the angered blonde's face and backing up, with Madame Christmas walking out from the backdoor and towards the commotion sighing with her cigarette in her tinted lips, putting her hands on her hips, ''He's our newest employee Edward Elric... Now please keep your hands to yourself?'' She said looking at her female employees that had surrounded, ''You're distracting my girls... All of you back to work.'' She ordered with the women making a sound in disapointment but go back to work. ''What brings the surprise visit Roy?'', ''I just wanted to see how my Aunt was doing is all.'' Roy said with a smile, ''Chris?... Aunt?...'' Edward said more confused than angered, ''Right where are my manners... Edward, this is my nephew and foster son, Roy Mustang.'' Madame Christmas introduced seeing the confused expression in the blonde's usally serious golden eyes, "The one you asked me about the day you were running late for class.''. ''Actually... We've met before, rather... I seen him the day you mentioned him running late.'' Roy said looking over to Edward who looked at him angrily, ''He actually ran into me and threw my coffee on me... If I would of known he was running late for class, I would of been more kinder in the choice of insults I used for him.'', ''Oh... Well looks like you can apologize for that while I finish up in the back.'' She said to Edward who made a face when she left, ''HUH!?". ''You heard her Edward.'' Roy said tauntingly when the blonde turned back to him with his eye twitching in anger, ''How are you her fucking nephew and foster child?... She said you were a good man, all I see a womanizer.'' Edward shot making Roy react surprised and smile with a laugh, ''Welcome to the jungle baby.'' Roy said simply leaning on the counter and towards the blonde who made a face backing up, but ended up falling off the chair and dropping his papers over himself. ''Roy Mustang!'', ''I didn't do anything!'' Roy said when Madame Christmas came out again, ''I was actually going to ask you for a favor, since Edward is doing his homework for his class. I was going to ask, if you could help Edward for the day?'' She asked seeing her nephew nod, ''Of course I can Chris.'' Making her sigh and go back to the back room with Roy looking down to see Edward grumble on his knees on the floor picking up his assignment papers. ''I'm not okay with this!'' Edward screamed but ignored Roy when he went around and joined him behind the counter, ''Don't talk to me, don't bother me at all, period.'' Edward said simply with his angered expression when he sat away from him to finish his work for class, as Roy smiled to himself when seeing his friend walk in out of breath, ''Roy Mustang, You're so quick to leave me, to run off with other women.'' Riza said. The new female caught Edward's attention as she spoke seeing her how different she was with him, ''Sorry Riza... But Chris asked me to spend the day here since the newbie here is busy working on his college work.'' He said pointing to Edward who just glared over to his direction, ''Excuse me!'', ''Ah... I see, well since you finished with Madeline... You'll come by place later tonight than?'' Riza asked, ''Of course, I'll see you later, I promise~'', ''Great, see you than Roy.'' Riza said with a smile. ''Ah... Also it was nice meeting you um... Roy didn't tell me your name...'', ''It's Edward... Edward Elric...'', ''It was nice meeting you Edward, I hope to see you around more.'' Riza said with a smile as she left with the blonde feeling his face twitch when Roy spoke, ''Maybe if you weren't so grumpy, you would actually be more likable like me.'' Roy commented making Edward snap and crumple his assignment in anger, ''MOTHERFUCKER! FUCKING USELESS WOMANIZER!''. ''Here you go, have a nice day.'' Roy said after ringing up a couple, handing them their bag with goods, with Edward silently glancing over to the glass counter from the corner of his eye, looking over the different type of sex toys that were there, making a face flustered since his curiosity for them peeked more, getting a grip of himself immediedlty looking back to his book for his school work. ''You're curious aren't you Edward?~'' Roy said noticing this glancing over to the blonde who just jumped up but made a face ignoring him, bringing a smile to his face at how obvious he was about his sexual curiosity, ''If you like, I can show you how all these things work one of these days in the back... How about it?'' He asked teasingly seeing Edward's ears get red despite his bangs covering his face, seeing him make a face embarrassed. ''Poor kid is inexperienced...'' Roy thought with a smile at what he said, serious about what he had told the blonde, ''Keep ignoring me, and I'll end up letting the girls know about your sexual curiousity~'', ''Oh my god! Shut up!'' The blonde said but stopped when a gay couple approached him, ''Excuse me, Do you have any more of this ones?'' They asked pointing to a ribbed vibrator that was in between him and Roy in the glass case, getting flustered almost immediately. Roy only watched as Edward got flustered and nervous suddenly dropping his book,and smile nervously at the couple, ''A-Ah... Of course we do... Let me just go to the back and check...'' The flustered blonde said getting up and going to the back and almost tumbling make the couple laugh and look over to Roy, ''He's so cute, makes us want to just make this a threesome with him...'', ''I personally think threes a crowd.'' Roy said with a smile making them laugh more, ''You're right there.''. ''You sure handled that well.'' Roy said when the couple left waving to them as they left, ''...'', ''You know, they liked you.'' He added seeing Edward tense up when he bent over to pick up his book dropping it again, ''Of course they have a point, you're not bad looking, you just have to work on smiling more to be honest and there.'' Roy said casually making Edward look over to Roy feeling his face tint up when hearing Roy laugh and smile at him, realizing that the raven haired male was good looking feeling his heart race at that moment. ''Edward, you don't have class today?'' Madame Christmas asked at closing time when she went to the counter where they were seeing the blonde put his things away in his backpack flustered and in silence, ''N-No... Not today... I do have to go over there to wait for my brother and my friend though...'' He said shyly laughing nervously, with Roy thinking he was cuter nervous, ''Edward, Don't you ever do anything besides work and school?'' She asked. ''You need to go out, try new things... Maybe go out with one of my girls, or go out with Roy and get to know him better... I mean you're so young, you need to relieve stress.'', ''N-No!... I'm okay with staying home.'' Edward stammered, ''I-I'll see you tomorrow-!?'', ''Remember what I said Edward~'' Roy said simply making the blonde get nervous more but run off confusing the older woman, ''What on earth did you to Edward?'', ''Nothing... He's so just fun and cute to tease~'', ''So I take it you liked him even though you just met him?'', ''Yeah, he's really interesting~''.
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Dogs Unleashed (Royed)
FanfictionModern AU: Edward Elric goes to college, but is struggling to pay for his school funds. So he does the next best thing to support his college funds, find a job. He of course finds a job, but at an Adult Goods Store. Young and inexperienced, Edward d...
