If Love Were Real (Law X Reader)

A Sail on the Ocean Blue

"Wahhhh. How long are we gonna be at sea?" I complained, leaning against the railing of the sunny.

"Quite your complaining would ya. I'm trying to sleep." A certain marimo yelled from beside me.

" Oh please. If you really wanted to sleep you would have gone into the bunk room. How can you sleep with the sun shining in your face all the time." I retorted, irritated at how dense he is.

"I have to be able to keep an eye on you. What if you decide to sink the ship underwater or fall off the railing. Not that I would care or anything." Zoro reasoned .

If you dont care then why bother? I thought. And you can't sink a ship underwater. By that point its already sunk. I'm bored. I wonder what that strawhat is up to. Maybe I can-

" Hey!! Yn. Let's play a game!" Luffy yelled in your ear, breaking you out of your thoughts as he jumps on top of you. Seemingly out of nowhere.

Well what do you know. Speak of the devil. 

"Luffy ..your heavy..." You gasp. He knocked the air out of you when he crash landed, and didn't allow you to breathe as he was sitting on top of you.

"Oh. Gomeinasai" (sorry)  Luffy said while jumping off of you in a child-like manor. " Hey Yn guess what guess what!!"

"What?" You sit up and look at him irritated at first but then laugh as he imitates one of his crew members.

"I'm Chopper!!" Luffy squeaks as he places his hands at his head and copies Chopper.

"Haha thats was a good one Luffy. It looks just like me!" Chopper compliments as he laughs beside you.

"Ya Luffy. Your getting a lot better bwaaaa haaa." Ussop laughs also,On your other side.

"Look I can be Franky too. SSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPPEEERRRRRRR!"
Luffy roars. Imitating the ship wright as well.

"Haha a. Luffy that was priceless!" Us sop and chopper roll onto the ground a laugh.

" Sanjis impression.
Who the hell ate all the meat?" Luffy questions, his fingers at his mouth to fake a smoke.

"Bwwwwaaaaaaa haaaaahaaa!!" We all shout at once.

"We should be getting to a island soon so let's focus on that. Agreed? " Sanji says lighting up a cigarite. Behind him are a purple and black faced Luffy and Ussop from the beating they received when Sanji overheard Luffys imitation.

"Bes. Be'r bewwy sawwwy." (Yes. We're very sorry) Luffy and Ussop say in unison.

"Haha. You straw hat are something now aren't ya. " you giggle at the commotion.

"Yes. They are a loud bunch after all. " Robin comes up from behind you. A smile playing at her lips.

"Yeah. Too loud if you ask me" Nami joins in from beside her.

"Nami-swan! Robin-chwan.Yn-san.Can I get you anything?" Sanji offers. Hearts clouding around him.

"Tea is fine with me." Robin requests, accepting his offer.

"I want a mango and tangerine smoothie." Nami says also obliging to his offer.

"I'm quite alright Sanji. But thank you anyways. That was quite sweet." You say. Somehow fueling his excitement as he twirls around.

"I'll get you something anyways my Yn sweet. No need to be shy here. I'll be back!" He shouts in a lovey dove way and dances into the kitchen to prepare your drinks.

" Wait! Sanji! I want meat!!" Luffy shouts. Running after him.

" Miss. Is it alright if I see your panties?" A voice erupts behind you. You feel a chill run up your spine as you hear that. You turn around to see a giant skeleton.

"Ahh! Its the living dead! A shovel. Somebody gimme a damn shovel." You scream. Frantically searching for a way to bury it. The dead are meant to be beried and you intend to keep it that way.

Bam!

" Would you stop scaring people Brooke! Now look at what you did. She's sulking in the corner." Nami Screech's at the skeleton, hitting him on his cranium. 

" Yoohohoho. Sorry to scare you like that little lady. My name is Brooke. I'm the strawhats musician." Brooke introduces with the tip of his hat.

"Yeah. Its....nice to meet you too.." You say, almost in a whisper.

Mom whats wrong with me? All of these people are just getting weirder and weirder. Perhaps tomorrow will be a better day.