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Jensen Henley
Today: 4:34pm
Why won't you talk to me at school?
Hey to you too. My day is going great thanks for asking.
Sorry. But seriously why the cold shoulder.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh shove off Henley. You know exactly what I'm taking about.
Talking* and I don't have to talk to you at school if I don't want to, Jensen.
...wow. And people say I'm the jerk - _ -
I'm not trying to be harsh I only meant that you have your group of friends and I have mine.
Oh really because no offense but I don't exactly see people lining up to be friends with you so which group of friends do you belong in. If you're going to stereotype do it right.
One: I'm not stereotyping. Two: if I don't have any friends then how did you get my number again? And why do you care? The only reason you're even talking to me is because you need something from me.
Tutoring is what you do. It's not like I'm breaking your arm to get you to help me.
You're right. This is just tutoring. We're not friends, just student and teacher.
More like tutor and stud.
I can't be both so which are you...
Ha. Funny.
I can be sometimes.
Oh really.
Yeah.
Say something funny then. Tell me a joke.
Fine. Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
That was a pun. Not a joke. And a weak one at that.
Same thing. You think you can do better?
Um. Duh. I mean come on. Anyone can beat that ^^
Be my guest.
What do you call corn that wants to be a police officer?
...
Idk
A cob.
That sucked so bad. Like really bad. Not just kind of bad.
Whatever. It was better than yours for sure.
Yeah not really. I'll see you tomorrow. Hopefully your English Lit is better than your puns.
Hey I'm punny. I'm a very punny guy. And don't count on it.
More like puny.
Um have you seen me? Not puny.
Hey
HEY
you do not get too have the last word.
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JugendliteraturIN WHICH a boy needs a tutor and a tutor just really needs a friend. *extended summary inside* [[ series of texts and messages. ]] Highest ranking: #99 in Teen Fiction #3 in #projectlovecliches #1 in #expressyourself #24 in #letters #8 in #dialogue...
