Epistle (#1)

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Dedication: -kroos for being a babe and voting like real jam fam ;D

Jensen Henley

Today 12:32am

Come swim with me

Where's Peter?

Him and Alysha are out at a club or something.
Pleaaaase

You don't need to ask me twice lol
Give me five minutes

Mmmkay

...

The clock is ticking

Shut up I'm almost done

Were you sleeping naked?

Hate to burst your bubble but no 😂

Nah it doesn't burst my bubble.
I like you with clothes on :)

Good cuz that's all your gonna get

Fine by me 😊

😂 I'll be down in a sec

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Okay you lied

I'm right here you doofus

~ DIALOGUE ~

"Hey gorgeous."

"Hey yourself. So what exactly are we doing?"

"We, my loveable partner in crime, are going scuba diving."

"Uh...I'm pretty sure that's dangerous."

"Not if it's in an aquarium."

"Why do I get the feeling that this is not a good idea."

"Have I ever steered you wrong?"

"Uh yeah you threw me into a pool in front of a bunch of hot guys."

"Hey I'm the only guy you can call hot."

"Awe are you jealous?"

"Quit looking at me like that. I am most certainly not jealous. I am merely stating a fact."

"Oh so it wouldn't bother you if I called the the pilot of the jet hot?"

"Nope."

"Or the Uber driver?"

"Uh uh."

"Oh? What if I said your brother is hot?"

"Okay that's just sick, he's married! And he has a crooked nose!"

"You sure you're not a teensy bit jealous?"

"..."
"Fine, I'm jealous. Now don't ever do that again."

"Okay fine I won't."

"Good."

"Oh and J?"

"Hm?"

"I really do only think you're hot."

"Get over here."

"..."

"..."

"Okay enough of that."

"I could never get enough of that."

"Shut up."

"Awe you're blushing."

"We should get going if we're actually going to do this. How did you even pull this off?"

"Getting an aquarium to scuba dive in? Eh I just made a few phone calls."

"You bribed them didn't you?"

"That too."