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ok so a little backstory.
so i was on the bus and this one guy is really touchy with everyone. He's just that way. Well one day, he started touching my leg and shit, and it felt really good. Like, REEEEEAL good. So i decided, being the totally smart person, to contact this person, and tell them it felt good. OH BUT NOT ONLY THAT
i told him he was hot.
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i'll just let Satan take me now bc i've already accepted death. So now, being a straight person when a gay person thinks your hot, things are fucking awkward between us. Like, almost no talking. Oh and here's the kicker.
HES MY BROTHERS FRIEND.
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I'd like to thank Jesus personally for this event to occur, your the real MVP.
So of course he's over right now bc it's spring break and it's really weird.

hoped you liked that story/update. BTW, das all true. help me jesus.
thank you-
Emerald

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