Hello everyone it's been a long time since I updated so here you go .The picture up top is of colonel Emory and Adam ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Y/N POV
When I came to I was in a room with the guys they were still passed out except for Woody. I was between Herman and Woody. "Uh where are we "I asked Woody. Then dad and the rest of them woke up. "What a bunch of morons they left us with our weapons" Zach said "blow this place up" said Herman "shit i think they gave me Amnesia "Zack said annoyed. "anesthesia" Woody and I said at the same time we looked at each other and we blushed alittle then looked away. Then Woody started talking about where anesthesia came from then he glitched out. 'Weird just a few weeks ago Woody didn't know how to tie his shoes and I had to tie them for him there is something not right about that helmet' I thought. " "what did I just say "Woody said confused "yeah my arms numb too" Dad said. "Are you okay Dad" I asked worriedly. "Clearly they paralyzed the parts of our bodies that have the wea-" shut up dude " Herman said interrupting my dad " y'all stupid I'm out of her-" Herman was saying as he fell to the floor. " dumbass listen to my dad they clearly paralyzed you guys so you guys can't escape this is why you don't mess with the military or put on strange weapons when you don't know what they are" I said annoyed." What a smart girl you are" a guy said as he walked in with a cute guy behind him.The older one was wearing military clothes he looked important judging by the patches on his clothes ' probably a general' I thought while the hot guy wore a weird suit. " in the last O 300 hours you have not only managed to crash an alien spaceship, but you also stole the weapons inside how?" the old guy said "Fifth Amendment bitch" Zack said. Then Woody said "in addition we have the right to be Tried by a jury in a court of law" then he glitched out again while Dad,Zach,Herman, and I looked at him astonished by the fact that he knows that." Yeah man we know our rights my taxes pay your salary" Herman said sassily." Mr. Mendoza you haven't paid taxes in over 15 years" Colonal Emory (i found out his characters name yayyyy). "Okay look can we please focus on the task at hand like why are you keeping us here" I said. The colonel look at me" ah yes Y/N Hagan parents divorced,Junior in highschool, has a 9.5 GPA,straight A student, was offered to go to Harvard, but instead refused so you could finish your last two years of high school a real promising student, but doesn't work to well with others" my dad looked at me shocked while I glared at the colonel annoyed. " it was a figure of speech "Herman said "this isn't a game" the cute guy said "who the hell is this douchebag" Zach asked confused. " I'm the champion of Earth Adam" Adam said proudly. We all looked at him and laughed. "You look like the champion of swim team" Herman said will laughing "where's your junk in that ,it's cool man we're all champions of Earth the little alien guy said so" Zach said. "What alien" the colonel asked " the little Arctician guy" Zach said. " I think what Zach meant to say was that there was a hologram in the ship" I specified. yeah a little tiny alien guy" Dad said. " from the planet record- Antterrier-ack" Woody glitched again. I would comfort him ,but I realized I was handcuffed." It said there was a battle?" Dad said. " yes in less than five days and alien will come to do battle with the wearer of that suit "the colonel said" okay the alien guy left that part out "dad said "gentlemen and Lady this is not a game" the colonel yelled. "This alien threat has done battle with over 17 civilizations all have lost and now they're coming here to Earth to fight the champion if we lose they will destroy Earth "the colonel said seriously. "Ooo like the ancient Hebrew story of David vs Goliath-ack" Woody said as he glitched again. I stared at Woody 'He couldn't even read part of Romeo & Juliet out loud in front of the class 2 days ago how does he know about Hebrew stories?' I thought feeling very confused"Yes an as david needed his slingshot we need that suit" the colonel said "well then just take it off and put it on Mr. Swim Captain over there and then let us go" Herman said "Herman if they could take the suit off don't you think they would have" I said "we can't take them off can we "dad asked. " no the suit has a protective mechanism on it so when it attaches to a body part it can't be taken off unless the wearer is dead" the colonel said disappointedly. " So the fate of the Earth rest in your hands will you help us save the planet" He asked. We all paused."this planet meh alittle bit"Herman said " there are a lot of jackasses" Zach commented. " they're right this planet is horrible from deforestation, to abuse ,to the assholes at school" I added in. Just then a guy walked in "sir we have a problem" " what is it" the colonel said "the news knows about the spaceship ""which news channel" the colonel asked " all of them" the soldier said " how did they find out" Colonel Emory asked confused "it's worse than we thought sir it's on Facebook"said the soldier Justin. I did a mental facepalm. " are you kidding me "the colonel said angrily " you posted a threat to National Security on Facebook" the colonel said "yeah nobody told me not to" Zack said like it was the most obvious thing in the world."I told him not to" Dad said. I took the tablet from the table and we all looked at it
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"what's a lazer team?" Herman asked. " all badass teams need a name" Zack said "you spelled laser wrong" Woody said "how do you know how to spell it Waterboy "Zack said to Woody "hey don't be mean to Woody" I told Zack while glaring at him. "delete it "Adam said seriously while interrupting our mini argument. "That is over 12,000 likes no way am I deleting it the last time I got a thousand likes was when I 'accidentally' posted a picture of my penis in a hot dog bun" Zach said while Adam walked behind him." Oh my god your an idiot" I sighed while rolling my eyes. "Delete it or I'll delete you" Adam says seriously "Ooo you better do what he says" Herman said to Zack. Zach deleted the picture from Facebook while looking kind of disappointed. "Congratulations gentlemen your now personally a part of mission Perseus training begins in O 5 hundred hours" colonel Emory said. " hey what about me "I said" we'll send you home and make sure you don't tell anyone by keeping you under close supervision" Colonel Emory said to me "no way am I leaving my dad here with the likes of you who knows what you'll do to him and the guys so I'm staying or else" I said as I glared at the colonel the Colonel looked at me "and what are you going to do we will have you on high alert that you won't be able to do anything" he said " you're forgetting I have a 9.5 GPA and I rejected Harvard do you really want to challenge me on this" I stated " fine you can stay "the colonel said. "Wait training" the guys said " yes so try not to get us all killed the colonel said as he lefted. " by the way you guys are trending" the soldier said "cool" Zack said" so do you think maybe I could friend you or something" Soldier said as we stared at him awkwardly as the soldier left. " oh boy what did we get ourselves into" I said worriedly as I looked at the guys.
