Your POV
When Herman set the firework off it went up and it hit a spaceship?'wait a ufo what the fuck' "Uh guys run" I said "wait FORGETTING SOMETHING ASSHOLES" Zach yelled the ufo was about to crash into the car "AH I DIDNT MEAN IT PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR" He yelled. My dad got him out of the car on time we all ducked and covered someone was holding me close to cover any flying rubble from the car siren flying off from the hit "Y/N are you okay" Dad asked "I'm good is everyone else okay " I said "yeah" "yas" " i think" "what about you dad" "Y/ N I'm fine just sorrow" I look to see who was covering me to see Woody he helped me up "thanks woody " " anytime " "uh can someone please explain to me what the hell that was " Herman yelled ""Lets go check it out "said Zach. Zach ran to the hill and the rest of us followed. "Is that it" Woody asked "No its another spaceship that fell out of the sky dumb ass" Zach yelled "Hey leave woody alone" I said. Zach said" lets see whats inside" " hey I'm the officer here we'll wait until the proper authorities come and check it out"Dad said sternly "have fun doing that asshole" Zach yelled while him, Woody ,and Herman start running towards it I started to run with them "Y/N not you too" He yelled "sorry dad but this is a once in a life time opportunity " "uuuhhhhh fine just wait for me" He said annoyed
Zach POV
"Wow check out this " I yelled I walked up to the spaceship and started touching it then I took a selfie. "Hey what are you doing" Hagan yelled "first people to shoot down a spaceship thats like a thousand likes" I said. Y/N sighed (and mentally face palmed)." Its not a spaceship it probably came from the military base and we didn't shoot it down" Hagan said "yeah we didn't shoot it down woody did" Herman said "sorry yall I got to be more careful"Woody said "yeah your on fire genus" I said as Woody took off his jacket with the help of Y/N. It opened up and there was a suit inside "get a load of this"I said " wow that's nice and pretty " Woody said "Wow amazing" Y/N said "sweet how much you think we could sell it for on eBay" Herman asked " hey get away from that we don't know what that thing is" Officer Hagan yelled " ooo daddy like" I said while putting on the weird arm thingy majiggy " okay we've had our fun and games now take it off " Hagan said "No I'm keeping it" I said "no you're not now take it off" He said sternly "here just try it on you'll see"I said putting the other arm thingy on him "hey don't do that this is obstruction of evidence"He yelled " evidence please" I said. Herman put the shoes on "oh these are nice" Herman said admiring the shoes while Woody put some helmet on " They made me wear a helmet in elementary but I out grew it" Woody said "I remember that you would always wear that thing with a cap sometimes and pretend to be a superhero what did yourself umm...Vav I think " Y/N said while I laughed "look woody's an alien" Herman laughed " Woody it looks like you have a fish bowl on your head" I laughed "aw not again" He said "ok come guys take them off now you've had your fun" Y/N said laughing alittle as she said it "she's right " Hagan said as he tried to take off the thingy it wouldn't come off "it wont come off" "same with me too" I said "what the hell these shoes won't come off" Herman yelled while woody's helmet antennas starts going into his head we all started screaming "Woody are you okay" Y/N screamed then put her hand on Woody's shoulder. " oh God I think it Ate My Brain" he said. The spaceship lit up and a hologram of a weird alien dude said "greetings" "greetings weird thingy that I don't know the name of we are earthlings from the planet Earth " said Woody " Woody it's a recording it can't hear you "Hagen said "oh right greetings recording from the planet record" Woody said " this suit of power will help you stop the Alien Invasion to destroy your world and it is now in your hands good luck champion of Earth-" Woody brushed his hand through the alien hologram " Woody don't do that he's gonna get mad at you" Herman said while Y/N held Woody's hand " prepare yourself conflict is coming" the weird alien dude said before disappearing
Y/N POV
"Conflict is coming but herman is leaving" Herman said while walking away then stopped "hey my limp is gone woo-hoo" "its a Christmas miracle" Woody said "okay enough fooling around we have to find out a way to get these things off of us now" Hagan said "hey I think its coming off " Zach said just then a laser shot out of Zach's thingy majigger and it shot the car.
"where's my phone I got to make a Vine "Zach yelled. " hey guys my helmet says warning and there's and arrow pointing up, is it warning me about my brain" Woody said. Just then a flaming tire was headed start for my dad. "DAD WATCH OUT" I yelled. "Oh No "He yelled he protected his head with his hand and the weird devise on his hand made a sheild that had the tire bounce off and fall on the ground. "We got to get these things off NOW" Dad yelled while trying to get the lazer off Zach."Hell no I'm never taking this thing off" Zach yelled while fighting with my dad Woody and me tried to pull them apart "come guys sto-" Herman said then he went from the ship to in front of us then to right next to usin the blink of an eye "did you see that " he asked "no how did you do that" I asked. "Ok we have to get these thing off " dad said while fighting witg Zach while I tried to pull them off "Guys my helmet says there is a immediate treat are we getting treats" woody said "woody i think you mean threat" I said as a bunch of military trucks came towards us. Soldiers came out of the cars they tazed Zach since he tried to shoot them with the laser and they taze my dad but he had the shield up "dad "I yelled from my spot next to Woody. Herman use the shoes I guess but he just fainted all the sudden even though he fainted the army people still spray pepper spray on him."there's not going to be any treats is there" woody said as a soldier hit him in the back "come on guys he's half brain damaged already"dad said to the soldier while they hit him in the stomach he passed out "WOODY" I yelled as they handcuffed me put a bag on woody's head then on mine. I guess they were putting us in a truck then everything went black.

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