Okay, so let me explain what's really going on in the story. This isn't really about a girl who wouldn't stop saying sorry, and she didn't talk to me that's for sure, it's a story written by a girl, and I'm that girl, my name is Tiffany Lynn Richards, and almost everything I've told you really happened, the only death here was mine. Not an actual death, I mean I'm still alive. But the old me is dead, you're caught up so far, in this story we call life, I'm going to start writing everyday and it's going to be about my life, so instead of calling myself by my name, I'm going to say me or I, and I didn't really fall, the only thing that fell was my heart, for Conner, and also, I'm gonna put my feeling in here too, and my thoughts, so just stick around, 'cause this is gonna get good. By the way, sorry for all of the intense makeout sessions and stuff like that, you're gonna just have to deal with it because he's hot and I'm cold if ya feel me. So, that all happened throughout the first year of college, just yesterday the professor, Mr. James, told me it was a good idea to write a book, so this is going to be like an autobiography, but for a college student in the middle of Colorado that no one knows about. So this is gonna be great, yeah, just great. Sure, and I'll have you know that my life isn't really that interesting, so it'll be kinda boring, and I'm not even sure what I'll do with it once I'm done. Maybe I should write in it until I die, yeah and then I'll give it to my kids and they can publish it for me, yeah. I'll be like 'Here's a book I clickbated the readers into reading, until the eleventh chapter you don't know you were clickbated.'? Yeah, that's what I'll do, ha, I'm pretty funny. It took me three hours to write that, and it took you two minutes to read it, it's amazing how time works, I could be dead and the year could be 2095, you could be reading this for fun, thinking it was a fiction novel, you thought wrong boi. Tell your librarian this is a non-fiction autobiography. Dumb librarians, ha, I knew they weren't perfect, and they never smile either, such a shame. Time is such a strange thing, but I really want to build a time machine, and maybe that's why you're reading this, to find out about me for a school project, and the librarians put it in the right place. You're reading this because I, Tiffany Richards, made history and created the first ever time machine I bet my parents would be so proud. This is off topic, I'm Tiffany and Conner is my boyfriend, Madison and Christine are my friends. Continue reading my life story. As if it were a fiction novel.
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I'm Sorry
RomantikA hetero-normativeish story about a girl and a boy, with a few more people along the way, a little trouble, a few closets becoming empty, a death, some intimacy, and a very obvious romance.
