Can I Have You?

Finding A Rival

Claude and Sebastian were taking a walk in the park. Sebastian begged to go with Claude since he didn't like being alone.

Sebastian: Do you just read that book all the time?

Claude: Yeah. I have to finish it.

Sebastian: I still don't understand why you like it.

Claude: I honestly don't either, but I know that I like it and that's it.

Sebastian: Could you get a cookbook for me?

Claude: A cookbook?

Sebastian: Yes. I want...to be able to cook for you. Please let me.

Claude: Aw thanks. Sure I'll get you one.

Sebastian: THANK YOU SO MUCH CLAUDE!

Claude: Anything for you.

Sebastian blushes.

Somebody bumps into Claude.

???: I'm sorry. I wasn't looking where I was going.

Claude: Oh it's fine. Are you okay?

???: Yes. My name's Hannah Annafellows. What's yours?

Claude: My name is Claude Faustus and this is Sebastian Michaelis.

Hannah: Hello. I have nowhere to go. I have no home. Could I come home with you?

Sebastian: No.

Claude: Of course

Sebastian: But Claude!

Claude: Why not?

Sebastian: I just...

Hannah: I understand. I'll find somewhere else.

Claude: No! You can stay with us.

Hannah: Really?

Claude: Yes.

Hannah: Thank you!

She hugs Claude and Sebastian growls.

-Time Skip-

Claude: You can't have me all to yourself. I need other friends too.

Sebastian: But I only want to be with you!

Claude: Why!?

Sebastian: Because your the only human that I actually care about!

Claude: I'm happy, but I can't be the only one in your life.

Sebastian: BUT I LOVE YOU CLAUDE! YOU!

Claude: You...love...me?

Sebastian: Uh - mmm.

Claude passionately kisses Sebastian and slaps his ass.

Claude: I love you. Now I must make our guest feel at home. Do what you want for now. After that we'll go out and get a cookbook. I'd love to see what you cook.

Sebastian: O-okay.

Claude heads upstairs.

Sebastian: I love you Claude. I won't let anyone have you. You're mine.