It's been two weeks since Kyungsoo started his intensive training under his strict personal trainer. He tried really hard to impress the deer trainer, mostly because he couldn't bear to be with the said person even a little longer in the work out sessions. No, it was not because the military training, God, Kyungsoo was way more eager to wriggle his butt very low on the ground, crawling to pass the rope knitted together like a spider web just a little above his head.
He couldn't comprehend where Luhan had that stuff from, though; Luhan had not enrolled the military services yet to know about those, well, military stuffs. Being curious, Kyungsoo asked Luhan about the matter one day.
"I got the highest rank in boy scout you know, The National Lion Heart rank." Luhan pointed the badge on his chest proudly; an emblem of a lion standing smugly and tilting its head upward, flanked by three colors of red, green, and blue. The badge was large and shiny, made of gold color metal.
"I can make a net out of any kind of ropes, ties, or knots in less than 15 minutes. I was the only one that able to knit a rope strong enough to carry 400 pounds of weight," Luhan chirped proudly.
"Sehunnie loves my bondage talent, he often asks me to-" Luhan stopped abruptly and offered Kyungsoo an awkward smile.
"Ahem."
The awkward smile remained.
Luhan rubbed the back of his head, smiling sheepishly.
"What? Tell me!" Kyungsoo whined, demanding the answer. He pouted, puffing his cheeks. Knitting his eyebrows, he tried to find the answer on his own. His face lightened. "I know! Sehun and you often play as boy scouts, right? Just like what I did when I was a child but I loved to play as doctor-patient with my friends, I'm not into boy scouts." Kyungsoo clapped his hands together, satisfied at himself.
"Err, yeah... Boy scouts," Luhan awkwardly said.
"Ah. Kids." Kyungsoo smiled goofily. "I stopped playing doctor-patient since I was ten," he stated, rather proud of himself. "My friends did ask me to play, but I told them no, I am a big boy." He nodded firmly.
"Err. Okay... You're indeed a big boy, baby, NOW LET'S START OUR SESSION! SLIP YOUR BODY UNDER THE SPIDER WEB COME ON CHOP CHOP!" Luhan quickly commanded Kyungsoo, abusing his trainer's power.
"Your butt will be able to sink like Titanic once you finish this practice, NOW COME ON!"
"PHWEEP PHWEEP PHWEEP PHWEEP"
Kyungsoo hurriedly slipped under the net. He lay on his stomach, hands on the ground to support his body. Starting to wriggle his butt, he moved forward. Luhan cheered him through his megaphone.
"NOW REPEAT AFTER ME!"
Luhan started to sing his military chants. "1,2,3,4...!"
Kyungsoo stared at Luhan, tilting his head to a side.
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU...!!!" The strict trainer shouted.
Kyungsoo squeaked, hurriedly followed after Luhan, "1,2,3,4.."
"SHAKE YOUR BUTTS, KEEP THEM ON THE GROUND!!"
"Shake your butts.."
"LOUDER!!!"
"SHAKE YOUR BUTTS, KEEP THEM ON THE GROUND"
"SWIM LIKE KOI IN THE POND!!"
"SWIM LIKE KOI IN THE POND!" Kyungsoo shouted, as he wiggled his butt, lifting them too high they touched the spider web above.
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Underneath Your Clothes is My Territory
FanfictionKyungsoo's life turned into a jumble mess after he met Kim Jongin.