The World Turns (Hetalia x reader oneshots)

Proud Father (Finland x child! savage! reader)

Tino was a reasonable man. He lives with his housemates and adopted daughter (name). His boss had found a new country named Manelia who was in foster care and asked him to take care of her. He has had her in his care for around a year or so now, and he was happy to have her around........ but some days were a bit rough.

He was now in the car on his way to his daughters school. He got a call saying she needed to be picked up asap, saying they needed to talk about her misbehavior. He was worried about what she did this time, because this behavior was sadly usual.  He eventually made it and walked into the office that he was so familiar with now. The Secretary smiled and welcomed him in.

"Hello sir, wonderful to see you again. (Name) and the principle are in the usual room. Good luck."

He smiled dryly at the Secretary that always seemed to greet him happily as he made his way to the usual room. Walking in, he greeted the principal.

"Hello principle Perdue, lovely to see you again."

He grunted. "Likewise. Anyways, shall we talk about what your daughters achievements today? She is so excited to tell you."

The sarcasm in the room was so strong, and almost unbearable. Finland took a seat and listened to what his daughter had done.

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He was surprised a first grader knew how to curse to the point she was suspended.

It was after the discussion with the principal, and once again, (name) had made her mark. Turns out she cursed out a boy she hated named Georgie in Icelandic at recess.  She thought her language was covered, but (name) forgot about Miss Lori. She was an immigrant from Iceland who spoke fluently in both languages, so she was obviously surprised to hear such words on a playground.

(Name) was silent in the backseat while her father drove her home. It was a two day suspension for her use of profanity. She did not want to rub salt on the wound, so she left the situation to silence. But her father had other plans.

"(Name), why did you curse at this Georgie boy, and what did you say? You would not tell me in the office."

She looked down and repeated the words she said.  "Well in class he kept pulling my hair and saying I was ugly. When we were outside, the class was playing tag and I wanted to join, but he said I was too weak and told me to go and sew him something like girls should."

Tino nodded and asked you to continue, at this point you were quite angry.

"He was being extremely irrational and sexist, so I decided to roast him."

You crossed your arms and nodded proudly.

"What exactly did you say, (name)?"

"Hehe.... I kinda said þú karlremba plágurnar, þú ert fokking við mig? Leyfðu mér að taka þátt, ef eitthvað, þú ert veikur einn. Svo vinsamlegast, komast út og fara til fjandans."

Tino's eyes widened. "Where did you learn such language?!"

You did a hand gesture as to say your lips were sealed. "Its a secret, I can't tell you."

"(Name) (middlename) (Lastname), you better tell me right now who taught you that language or so help me I will take your will take away your Netflix privileges."

It was a hard bargain for (name). She could not rat him out like this, but a new episode of Sherlock came out recently and she had no chance to watch it. Biting her lip, she stayed loyal.

"No."

He sighed knowing you would stay loyal to whoever did this. Tino knew it could not have been Emil, he would never do something like this. The rest of the drive was silent, talk was useless at the moment.

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Currently you were in your room with you're big brother Emil. You were sobbing onto his shoulder as Tino and the rest were out drinking. (Name) hated to bother her father at times like these, but Emil was always available to talk, or sob, to. It was late, around eleven pm, but the two of you were still awake. Some bits of conversation showed up, and since he did not know the context, he eventually got you to the point of silence so you could explain what was happening. He knew being a foster kid was tough, and also knew this was not because of the punishment you received. It was on a more personal level.

"So, what happened birdie?"

You unwillingly unlached yourself from your brothers shoulder and looked him in the eyes.

"Well, a really mean kid was insulting me and calling me weak! So I cursed at him in Icelandic to get my anger out.... but a teacher knew the language and I got in trouble and now papa is mad at me!"

There were very little times (name) called her father by a father like name.  It was usually just Tino or she avoided using names as a whole. Being in the situation she was in, (name) often got passed around different foster homes, so she eventually knew that the name was not really deserved to people that did not put up with her long term. The name was used seldom, but if it was used, it was serious.

"Shhhh, shhhh, it okay birdie. What did you say to him?"

"þú karlremba plágurnar, þú ert fokking við mig? Leyfðu mér að taka þátt, ef eitthvað, þú ert veikur einn. Svo vinsamlegast, komast út og fara til fjandans"

He smiled proudly and looked at your year stained face. "You said it just like I taught you to, I am so proud! You did well birdie, I will clear things up with Tino. Try and get some sleep now, you need energy to play Xbox with me tomorrow."

(Name) smiled at her big brother and laid down into her sheets. He pulled them up to her neck and kissed her forehead lovingly. Once your were asleep, Emil crept down the stairs to see Tino in the kitchen with Sweden. He was talking about what (name) did that day.

"And she cursed the boy out in the middle of the playground! She also said that she will not tell me who thought her the words. Must be someone close to her..."

Emil walked over to Tino and looked him dead in the eyes while leaning against the counter.

"You know, you should be proud of your kid."

He sighed. "Why is that?"

"Because she cursed just like I thought her to. Properly and with SASS."

Emil snapped his fingers in a 'z' like formation and posed. It fell silent in the kitchen, and Sweden decided to check up on you, for he did not want to be in the war zone.

Tick

Tock.

Tick-

"YOU DID WHAT?"

Plot twist, Emil is the best older brother ever.

If you want to know what that masterpiece of words means, try Google translate, might be hard considering you cannot copy on Wattpad. In that case, I leave it to your imagination.

This was inspired by my friend Danae, as you can tell, she is quite popular on my account. Stalk her profile and tell her Sam sent you, I feel like she needs to be annoyed more. Her profile is Derp_Everything. Something along the lines of that.

Ciao!

-Samantha Tofu