Okay, this is just something that I've always wanted to write!! HAHAH...ENJOY!!!!!!!! :DDDD
*WARNING*: DON'T EVER DO THIS AT HOME OR IN THE MALL OR IN THE ZOO!! You'll be in deep shit if you do!
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Top 10 Things That Make Me Feel Bad Ass:
1.) Going UP the DOWN escalator and then laughing like a maniac, "MWAHAHAHA!!!"
2.) Going DOWN the UP escalatorand then laughing like a maniac, "MWAHAHAHA!!!"
3.) Pushing ALL the buttons in the elevator as soon as I get out and then laughing like a maniac, "MWAHAHAHA!!!"
4.) Going IN the EXIT door and then laughing like a maniac, "MWAHAHAHA!!!"
5.) Going OUT the ENTRANCE door and then laughing like a maniac, "MWAHAHAHA!!!"
6.) Going near someone and then muttering "Spies are everywhere!" then suddenly looking at the person near you and then pulling out your cellphone, talking into the receiver, "Crap! Sniper, man (or woman) in (whatever item of clothes he/she is wearing) just heard me! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!" and then running for your life as soon as you say that.
7.) Feeding the Zoo animals and then laughing like a maniac, "MWAHAHAHA!!!"
8.) Going inside a shop and pointing a water gun at the cashier, shouting, "This is a hold up! Give me all your water jugs now!" then if she/he asks why, say, "My buddies and I are in the middle of a war against the monkeys of Zooloo! I'm running out of ammo so I need all the water you have. If you don't give me it right now, everything in here will be all wet!"
9.) Stealing lollipops from a baby and then laughing like maniac, "MWAHAHAHA!!!"
10.) Hiding in a clothes rack and then screaming, "WELCOME TO NARNIA!!!" as soon as someone walks by.
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Okay, that's it for today, I hope you people like it!! :DD
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Top 10 Things That Make Me Feel BAD ASS :D
HumorJust something that I've wanted to write for a while :DD JUST MADE FOR LAUGHS!!!