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Chapter 34- You shanked them with a shoe?!?!?

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*A/N: Before you read this chapter I am warning you. I have know idea how the process of being deported works and I don't know what is grounds for being deported. If you think you will be offended by this chapter I advise you not to read it. *

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Chapter 34

Fiona's p.o.v

"I was walking down the beautiful streets of Paris to the Prada store. That's right I'm going to the Prada store. Problem? Well I don't really care. Sorry, I got a little sidetracked. So like I was saying, Prada." I told the police officers as I sat in a chair across from them.

I bet I could make their uniforms look a lot better. I mean, being dressed in dark colors must be depressing. "So what does you going to the Prada store have to do with the incident that accrued?" the blonde officer asked. "Well I wasn't finished telling my story." I said annoyed that they kept interrupting me. "Well, please continue." she said sassily. Did she seriously sass me.

"Ok. So I was looking at this bag in the window of the store when this creep walked up to me and tried to take my Prada bag." I said. The police officers nodded signaling me to go on. "So like any smart person I took off my Chanel heel and shanked him." I stated proudly. I know what your thinking, what smart person would shank someone with a Chanel heel. Well this smart person would. I'm mean it was selfdefense.

Your also probably wondering where I got the money to buy Chanel heels and a Prada bag. Well Niall and I made a bet and he lost. So because I won he said he would by me any two things I wanted. BIG MISTAKE.

"So would you say that you acted out of self-defense?" the other officer asked. It was kind of hard to understand them at times because of there French accent. "Yeah, that creep was trying to rob me." I replied.

"Well considering that the person you shanked is in the hospital being treated for minor cuts and scratches, I think it would be in you best interest if you leave Paris." the sassy blonde officer said. I looked at her in shock. "You want me to leave Paris?!?!" I said a little too loud. "Yes, and I think your boyfriend is her to take you home, Jocelyn." she said walking towards the door.

I looked out the window and saw Niall talking to the officer at the front desk. Oh, I may have left out one minor detail. I kind if told the officers that my name was Jocelyn. I panicked, and Jocelyn is the reason I'm in Paris in the first place. I told Niall to tell them he was looking for Jocelyn, but I never told him why.

*20 minutes later*

"NO, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE!!!!" I yelled as the officers carried me away. I can't believe there actually deporting me. Well, actually they are deporting Jocelyn, but who cares.

Well, at least I got my revenge on Jocelyn. She's never allowed in Paris ever again. All because of me. I'm pretty proud of myself. "Fio- I mean Jocelyn, I'm going back to the hotel to get our things." Niall said before walking in the other direction.

Well at least I'm going back to England. Even though Jay is going to kill me, I'll be glad go be back home. "NIALL, DONT FORGET PENNY." I yelled before the Niall was out of earshot. I feel kind of bad. Sure, Niall and I took penny to the dog park everyday while we were in Paris, but most if the time we were here I spent my time shopping. Oh well, Penny knows I love her.

*2 hours later*

Now Niall and I were waiting at the airport. We were sitting there in complete silence. Niall looked up from his phone and said "Fiona, you can't shank someone with a shoe." I looked at him and said "I wasn't just a shoe, it was a Chanel heel." He smiled at me and laughed. "Well at least I'm still allowed in Paris." I said. "You are, but Jocelyn isn't." he said putting his phone in his pocket.

"Flight 456 to London, England is now boarding. Flight 456 to London, England." the voice announced over the speakers. "That's our flight." Niall said standing up and grabbing our carry on bags. We had already checked out bags and Penny was with the other pets, so we didn't have many bags.

We gave the woman our tickets and went to take our seats. I looked our the window and remembered everything Niall and I did while we were in Paris. Most if it was shopping, but it was the best vacation of my life.

"Please buckle your seat belts and thank you for flying Air France." the overly perky fight attendant said over the speaker. Niall and I did as she said and wait for the pilot to take off.

"Are you ready?" Niall asked me holding my hand. I looked at him, nodded, and said "As ready as I'll ever be."

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A/N:

I'm back. Since I reached 2.1k recently I decided to update. I also REALLY wanted to update this chapter. Don't ask why Fiona got deported. It was the actual Fiona's idea. Sorry if there is any incorrect spelling or grammar. I didn't edit. I'm planing on editing all of my chapters soon and I'm going to try to write longer chapters.

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