Band Kid Problems

My Pet Peeve About People Who Quit Band

People:
I'm an asthmatic
My lungs can't support the air
I have a lung infection
Blahblahblahfeelsorryformeblah

Me:
You act like non-wind instruments don't exist.

Also I know a trombone player who only has one functioning lung so
THERE HA. THATS NOT AN EXCUSE. (I think his lung collapsed during band camp actually but STILL HA.)