Sorry about the school related ones...
~ Are you an Angle, because you're acute! (Good one for maths class)
~ Last Night, I had a dream that I was eating a 10 pound marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone...
~ Why don't some couples go to the gym? Well Child, Some Relationships don't work out.
~ Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.
~ I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
~ I'd tell you a Chemistry joke, but I don't think I'd get a reaction... (Good Joke for Chemistry)
~ I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me! (Good one for Phys Ed)
~ Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some Food Colouring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside...
~ A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, so I told him Toucan play at that game!
~ Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink...
~ Have you ever tried to eat a Clock? It's very time consuming.
~ I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
THANK YOU HAVE A PUNNY DAY! *Bows to the crowd*
