MORE Derpy Puns! (May be Language)
~ What do you call a president who does a lot of Laundry? Washing-ton.
~ I invented a sandal for people with one leg. It was a Flop!
~ Don't spell part backwards. It's a Trap.
~ What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy!
~ Thieves had broken into my house and stole everything except my Soap, Shower Gel, Towels and Deodorant. DIRTY BASTARDS!
~ I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a S*it in days
~ I'm on a Seafood Diet. When I see food, I eat it.
~ My first Job was working in an Orange Juice Factory, but I got canned. I just couldn't concentrate!
~ A book just fell on my head, I only have Myshelf to blame
~ I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
~ What was Forrest Gumps Email Password? "1Forrest1"
~ I'm no Photographer, but I can picture us together! (I'm sorry but i need to say this... THAT WAS THE CUTEST PICK UP LINE ON PLANET EARTH)
~ I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.. (Kids Na is an element in the Periodic Table for Sodium)
~ I hate Insect puns! They really bug me...
~ HAVING SEX ON AN ELEVATOR IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!
~ Why don't Cannibals eat Clowns? They taste funny...
~ Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
~ I swear to drunk I'm not God, but Seriously, Stay in Drugs, Eat School and Don't do Vegetables...
(This is a joke don't actually don't do anything in this joke)
