MORE PUNNY JOKES GOYS!
~ What's the worst thing about throwing a Partaay in space? You have to Planet...
~ It was such an emotional wedding! Even the Cake was in Tiers!
~ What does a House wear? Address...
~ Why couldn't the Bicycle stand up on its own? It was too Tired!
~ When's the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.
~ Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married, right? The Service wasn't that great, but the Reception was excellent!
~ I asked a Frenchman if he played Video Games, He said Wii.
~ A Dyslexic man walked into a bra! (I'm sorry I just cracked up so hard at this! 😂😂)
~ What do you call Bears with no ears? B. (Yep you can figure it out.)
~ What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.
~ What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-Squats! (If you've watched The Simpsons then you can Imagine Ned Flanders saying this lol)
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• Couch = People Shelf
• Books = Manual Films
• Bracelets = Clockless Watches
• Air Horn = Spray Scream
• Bottled Water = Snowman Blood
• Feather = Bird Leaf
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~ Smaller Babies are delivered by Stork, And Larger ones by Crane...
~ I like to practice my Knock-Knock Jokes. I just Adoor them!
~ I was going to tell you a joke about a blunt arrow, but really there's no Point.
