The Misadventures of Westney

Drunk...And the Aftermath

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One beer.
Two shots of Jameson.
That's all it took to get Wes completely and totally drunk at the Ghostmates release after party.
Courtney had two Jell-O shots and a apple martini. She was also completely and totally drunk.
Joe, who had made the decision to not drink that night, called the roommates a cab.
"You two are so drunk," Joe slurred, "You're lucky we don't have work tomorrow."
Courtney held her finger against Joes lip, "I'm not drunk," she slurred, "I don't get drunk." Courtney slumped onto the sidewalk next to Wes.
"Joe, I can drive," wes reasoned.
"No, I'm not letting that happen. Not to mention that Mari and Olivia are still inside, and I'll probably have to get them a cab too."
Courtney started to giggle. Wes joined her with her Elmo laugh.
"Are they drunk?" Matt Raub yelled as he ushered his girlfriend into a cab.
"Oh, yeah. Super drunk!"
By the time they arrived home, Courtney had a brilliant idea.
"Wes," she stumbled as she took off her heels, "Let's make eggs."
"With candy!"
"Candied eggs!" Courtney giggled as if it was the funniest thing she had ever heard. She gasped,"I just remembered something!"
"What?!" He dropped the egg carton on the counter, cracking some of the contents and drinking yolk as he dropped them in the skillet.
"I totally made out with Keith tonight!"

"Oh my god I totally made out with Keith last night!" Courtney groaned into a pillow.
The roommates sat on the couch, groveling in headaches and unwillingness to look at the mess in the kitchen.
"That's sucks," wes acknowledged, holding a cold water bottle against his forehead.
"Wes, I've never been hung over before."
He tossed her a water bottle, "The aspirin is in the medicine cabinet. I'll order burgers, but I think I'm going to throw up first," he moved off the couch and shuffled to the bathroom.
"I'll hold your hair back," Courtney mumbled.
The day was spent with watching wes' favorite anime and Guardians of the Galaxy.
Wes learned the importance of a hair tie, especially when throwing up.
Courtney learned how to properly handle a hangover.
Overall, it was a pretty successful weekend.
But then there was the making out with Keith thing...but that could wait till Monday.