Cookie Proctection Organization

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It is common knowledge that Wes can be a little immature.
It is an everyday occurrence for Courtney.
They're cupboards were constantly being restocked with gummy bears, cookies, and candy.
As much as Courtney tried to eat healthy, it was ruined by Wes's insistent need to eat like a child.
Isabelle usually leaves casseroles in the fridge for them, but she was gone for two weeks visiting family.
It was almost sickening to watch Wes slowly dissipate into a sugar-happy kid.
Since Isabelle was gone, Joven took that as an opportunity to stay over with Courtney.
After what happened the first time, Wes basically sealed himself in his room, only emerging to eat or use the bathroom(he is no longer allowed to eat in his room since Isabelle found an army of ants surrounding an Oreo).
A few days into this routine, Wes noticed his cookies were disappearing more quickly than usual.
His first suspect was Joven, but this wasn't a silly office conflict. This was his house and his cookies.
One night, while Joven was hanging out at Sohinkis place, Wes finally brought it up to his roommate.
"Hey, Courtney?" He called from the kitchen,"Can you come here for a sec?"
"One second!" About two minutes later, Courtney entered the kitchen wearing pajamas and putting her wet hair into a bun.
"What's up?"
He opened the cabinet,"Do you notice anything missing, Courtney?"
She sighed and placed a hand on her hip,"I know Joven has been eating your cookies."
"Why are you letting him?!"
"I don't know! We just started dating and I really don't want to mess it up by telling him he can't eat the cookies."
Wes smirked sympathy calls. Sometimes he forgot how young Courtney was.
She was just scared.
He shut the cabinet,"Joven likes you way too much to dump you over not being able to eat my cookies. Seriously, you're all he talks about to the point where it's annoying...and I know I'm probably being a little too over protective about food."
Courtney smiled,"It's ok! I understand. Let's just stop freaking out about who's food is who's. Wes both live here, we drink the same water, we should be able to eat the same food."
"...But not the expensive cookies, right?"
"Not the expensive cookies. How 'bout this," she held out her hand,"Cookie Protection Organization. Together, we will defend all helpless cookies from my glutton of a boyfriend."
Wes grinned and firmly shook her hand,"The CPO is now in full operation."
"What's the punishment for a failed mission?"
"Buying me more cookies."
Courtney returned his grin and dropped her hand. She bit her lip,"Um, Wes, is it a bad time to tell you that Joven accidentally used your toothbrush last night?"
He scoffed,"Joven and I were roommates once too. I have dealt with all of these obstacles before...I'm actually more surprised that Joven brushes his teeth."

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