A Spiders New Life. A Spiderman fanfiction.

Family Day Is More Chaotic Than You Think

It was around 11 am when Peter decided to be half awake wherever he was, witch was not his bed... huh? Confused and concerned, Peters eyes shot open and he sat up quickly, instantly regretting it. He let out a short, loud yelp as his hands shot to his abdomen, despretly trying to hold several very soar places at once. He realized he was in the living room of Stark Tower and remembered what happened, letting out a sigh of relief before flopping back down on the couch.
"You have no idea how many times I've done that exact same thing kid." Tony laughed from the kitchen. Open concept was awsome.
"Thanks for that totaly boring and unnecessary information that I will never use in however many years of living in have left." Peter groaned sarcasticly from the couch, causing Tony to laugh again. Peter sat up, slowly this time, and swung his legs off the couch, useing the arm of it to keep him steady wile he stood up and got a huge head rush. He walked slowly over to the island in the middle of the kitchen and sat down on the stool.
"Bartender? Can I get a beer?" Peter asked with a smirk.
"It's not even lunch and your underage." Tony smirked, walking to the alcohol cabinet.
"Don't care, and don't care. You clearly don't either, considering you are grabbing one of the good beers from the cabinet of heaven." Peter laughed, takeing the beer Tony handed him.
"Figured you both needed and deserved it. But only one though, I will not make you an alcoholic." Tony shrugged before pointing his finger teasingly at Peter.
"Ok ok! Fine!" Peter laughed as Steve came in, his eyes practicaly popping out of his head as he watched Peter take a long swig of beer.
"Um, no. Stark, you are and terrible influence on him!" Steve stated forcefully, pulling the beer from Peter and pointing a finger at Tony.
"Hey! Come on Steve! It's just one!" Peter yelled, trying to snach the beer back, only to be held back by one of Steves hands.
"He deserves it. Give it back Steve. He's practicaly of age already. He just defeated that Electro guy and practicaly gave himself a heart attack when he woke up somewere other than his bed. I already gave him the 'only one' lecture so don't worry about it you big icicle!" Tony smiled. Steve groaned, seeing that Tony was right for once. And it's not it's not like he didn't have a beer or two before he was even as old as Peter. So he figured it was ok.
"One, no more." Steve grumbled, reluctantly giving Peter the beer back after takeing a swig himself. Peter just rolled his eyes and greatfuly took it back.
"Thankyou and Thankyou." Peter smiled, looking to Tony and then Steve before takeing another swig.

An hour later, everyone was in the kitchen looking for lunch to eat instead of breakfast. Peter laughed, mentioning the fact that he was the one fighting a human lightning rod last night and he still got up before them, causing everyone to laugh, shrug in agreement, and high five eachother at the sad accomplishment. Peter just shook his head and turned on his phone seeing that there was a notification informing him that it was family day.
"Hey guys, guess what?" Peter stated with a smile.
"Your dog had kittens? Your kittens had puppy's! Baby cat whores." Clint yelled enthuseaticly. Everyone just fell into a laughing fit for about ten muinets.
"No. It has nothing to do with cats. It's accualy the innocent date of family day." Peter chuckled. "Not that you know what innocent is." Peter added with an ear to ear smile and a laugh.
"Oh. Well shit." Clint laughed. Everyone chuckled before a chorus of 'cool' s and 'nice'es filled the air, the chain only being broken by Tony smirking, seeing everyone look at him, knowing what he would say.
"We should do something, have a par-" Tony started, getting cut off by everyone yelling at once.
"NO PARTIES!"
"Ok ok! Party poopers. What should we do then?" Tony asked, causing Peter to smirk.
"I know!" He yelled, throwing a pillow at Tony's face and laughing when it hit him straight in the nose, causing him to yelp in supprize." Free for all! Every hero for themselves!" Peter called, laughing and diving behind he couch with a huge smile on his face. Everyone slowly started reaching for the pillow behind them, smirking and eyeing everyone else.
"You heard the kid, every hero for themselves!" Natasha smiled, shooting up and hitting Steve - who was right beside her - in the face, keeping hold on the pillow and running for cover as all hell broke loose. Pillows were flying everywhere, nobody had a chance to make teams, and everyone was laughing like madmen. Eventually,  Tony pulled out just the hands and feet of his Ironman suit and started flying around, jumping into the suit pieces from the top of the stairs. Steve ended up with his shield, blocking everything, noticing Thor doing the same with his hammer. Peter was doing flips and cartwheels, jumping onto the celing at one point and onto Tony's back as he flew by. After about half an hour, Jarvis decided to drop Nerf guns and bows everywhere along with way to much ammo to be reasonable. Everyone somehow managed to smile wider when they saw them, having there eyes light up like fireworks. Tony laughed.
"I don't know if your bored, genius, or stupid!" Tony laughed, everyone nodding in agreement and running for the harmless wepons. Everyone scattered and started being stealthy so they could prepare. Steve kept his shield and kept a couple guns with him along with ammo. Thor had to be shown how to use his gun, so he just left his hammer in his room and used a couple Nerf guns. Peter stole a couple of Natasha's gun holsters and attached them to his legs along with way to many rounds. Now he could swing around and climb everywhere without worrying about loosing his wepons or ammo. Natasha did the same and Clint grabbed one of his quivers and filled it with Nerf arrows instead of real ones, climbing into the vents with his over filled quiver and his Nerf bow. Bruce was hiding with some ammo and two Nerf guns and hoping he wouldn't be found. Tony just had two chest straps full of Nerf ammo and also had a western style gun holster that held two guns. Nerf wars were taken very seriously in the avengers home. Nobody messed around. Peter was now a part of this. Good thing he had his spidey sence.