Part 2
"Ahhhhhhhhh" Yoongi groaned rolling around on the floor.
"Uuuuggghhhh" Suga groaned into the floor.
"What the fuck is going on!?" Cried Yoongi.
"I don't know, something's wrong." Grumbled Suga.
"I'm gonna go check the pain receivers." The two weren't new to pain, so they knew when something was wrong with their body.
Yoongi dragged himself to his feet and checked a small map.
"Shit it's our stomach. Our appendix to be specific." Whined Yoongi.
Suga groaned again. "I'll go down there and see what's going on. You control the mouth when he wakes up."
Yoongi nodded, saluting his brother before dropping to the floor again and hugging his knees to his chest to try and stop the pain.
Suga made it down to their appendix and what he found astonished him.
"Shit Yoongi! It's serious!" Shouted Suga. Yoongi rolled over as Suga bounded back into the brain.
"We won't have to go to the hospital, will we?" Asked Yoongi, starting to shake.
"I don't know. From the looks of it, we could try and control the pain." Nodded Suga. Yoongi agreed and grabbed some cells from the immune system.
"He'll wake up soon. I'll take care of this." Said Suga and Yoongi nodded, heading to the mouth.
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"FUCKING HELL!" Cried Suga, gripping his stomach. Yoongi was curled up on himself sobbing. The two had done their best to stop the pain but this was more serious.
"How many more minutes to the hospital?" Whined Yoongi.
"Jin said fifteen - ah shIT!" The two groaned in another wave of pain.
"I-I can't wait fifteen minutes!" Sobbed Yoongi. "We're going to die."
"We're not going to die, Yoongi." Grumbled Suga.
Yoongi whined. "How do you know for sure?"
Suga groaned in pain and annoyance. "Okay fine, I don't know but -"
"WE'RE DOOMED!" Shouted Yoongi dramatically flailing his arms. There was a loud BOOM sound and Suga rolled his eyes.
"Idiot, you shut our eyes! Open them back up!" Shouted Suga angrily. Yoongi looked apologetically at him before opening their eyes back up.
They were sitting in the backseat of the van, clutching Jimin's hand so hard he thought it'd break. It was quiet except for their erratic breathing.
"Hyung does it hurt that badly?" Whispered Jimin.
"Fuck, I can't reach the console!" Cried Yoongi, reached for the keyboard. Suga groaned and hauled himself up.
"Don't you dare say anything rude -"
"Yes." Came out of their mouth.
"Wasn't going to." Snapped Suga back.
Suddenly an intense wave came over them and the two howled in agony, triggering the tear ducts.
"No no no we canNOT cry now!" Shouted Suga but rolled back over, clutching his torso.
"We can't help it!" Sobbed Yoongi who had been crying for the past four hours.
"Jin-hyung, how much longer?" Asked Jimin, his lip quivering.
"Five minutes, I promise." Said Jin sincerely and the two shouted (whined and groaned)
"It'll be okay Yoongi-hyung. Y-You'll be okay." Pleaded Jimin, patting their hand.
"NO WE'RE FUCKING NOT!" Shouted Yoongi.
They finally made it to the hospital where they were sent into emergency surgery. Afterwards, the two laid on the floor, marveling at the feeling of being drugged.
"Hey Suga?" Asked Yoongi, grinning weakly.
"Yeah?" Answered Suga, finger painting in the air.
"What if . . .what if we dyed our hair bright pink." Suggested Yoongi.
"Like Woozi from Seventeen?" Asked Suga.
"Naw naw like hot pink."
Suga nodded lazily. "Yeeaaahhh that'd be sweeeeeet."
The two laid in silence for a few more minutes.
"Hey Yoongi?" Asked Suga.
"Yeah?" Answered Yoongi.
"How many piercings do you think could fit on our ear?" Asked Suga.
"Hmm maybe sixteen?" Said Yoongi.
"I was thinking like ten."
"We should get ten piercings!" Giggled Yoongi.
"And pink hair!" Agreed Suga.
A few more moments of silence.
"Hey Suga?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you think dragons exist?"
Suga thought for a moment. "Possibly. I mean, they're kinda like dinosaurs so yeah."
Yoongi nodded. "What if . . .dude, what if we're haLF DRAGON!?"
Suga's eyes widened. "DUUUUDE that'd be so cooooool!"
Yoongi started hysterically laughing, snorting and all. "We could really spit fire!"
Suga laughed too.
More silence.
"Hey Yoongi?"
"Yeah?"
"What if. . .and just hear me out 'Kay? What if dudes could have babies?"
Yoongi's nose scrunched up. "You've been reading too many Yoonmin fanfics."
Suga shook his head. "No no like, just imagine, a baby inside of us! That's so fucking weird!"
"That would be weird." Agreed Yoongi.
"Like, would it fart inside us?" Asked Suga.
"Ew baby farts!" Laughed Yoongi, sending the two back into a laughing fit.
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"What do you think he's thinking about?" Whispered Jimin as he watched Yoongi in the hospital bed, smirking. He was so hyped up on drugs he couldn't talk.
Jin shrugged. "Dunno. Maybe about babes?"
Jimin's cheeks flushed. "Yeah maybe"
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This is the dumbest shit I've ever written but I'm laughing so
