Man, I need to buy grocerys

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I need a break.

I walk into the alley behind the cafe and pull out my cigarettes and a lighter. I light one and lean against the wall, tilting my head up, breathing in the smoke and breathing it out.

5 minutes later Kook, one of the body guards at the cafe, exits out of the cafe and walks towards me with a smile on his face.

I swear he can look like a teddy bear when he smiles but when he scowls at you it makes you want to shit your pants. 

"Hey babe

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"Hey babe. This was left on the bar. It had your name on it but I didn't open it cause you would probably threaten to castrate me." He says with a chuckle and a shake of his head while handing me the small card with my name on it.

"Oh come on Kook! You know I wouldn't do that to you! I think I've made it pretty clear about a gajillion times that I'm totally going to seduce you into sleeping with me,  then you will fall in love with me, and I will become the mother of your children." I say batting my eyelashes innocently with my hands under my chin in a V formation to try and look cute.

He leans towards me and gives me that award winning smile of his.

"Nari, you know you can't do that cause I am happily married to Jihyo." He says in a teasing, sympathetic way.

I pout, with my bottom lip sticking out and look at the ground.

I suddenly brighten up and look at him.

"Threesome?" I say with hopeful eyes, "then both of you will fall in love with me and we can be happily married to each other cause Jihyo is hot and I would totally hit that also and I don't think she would mind any of this!"

"Threesome?" I say with hopeful eyes, "then both of you will fall in love with me and we can be happily married to each other cause Jihyo is hot and I would totally hit that also and I don't think she would mind any of this!"

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Kook is just smiling at me the whole time I am ranting about his wife cause he has heard this rant like a gajillion times (lol).

"Okay Nari. I will ask Jihyo and see what she says and then I will get back to you, okay?" He says like he is talking to a 10 year old, which is honestly how I act, and pats my head then walks back into the cafe.

He didn't say no this time, progress!

I calm down from my victory dance and look at the note Kook said was left for me.

'Follow him'

I'm confused for a moment but then all of a sudden I think of the tracker I was told to put on Nate's car last night.

I lift up the note, light it on fire so there is no evidence, and run into the cafe to change my clothes and grab my phone.

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 I follow Nate to an old warehouse and quietly walk inside and hide where they can't see me

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I follow Nate to an old warehouse and quietly walk inside and hide where they can't see me.

Nate is in the middle of talking when I finally get close enough to hear them.

"Would you come here to get paid?"

Paid. That's what I forgot about. Oh hell no. No one gets my services and doesn't pay me.

I better start a grocery list: eggs, bread, cheese, bleach, gloves, garbage bags, an ax, maybe a saw, some- (0 to 100 real quick😂)

I'm woken from my thoughts when I hear Hardison talk.

"Hell no. Transfer of funds man. Global economy."

"Supposed to be a walk way. I'm never supposed to see you again."

Oh Elliot, always a charmer.

"And the only reason you guys are here is because you didn't get paid.." Nate says slowly and then he starts laughing.

Wait why are we here.....

Then all of a sudden the only word that is flashing through my head is bomb.

Dammit Remmy! How many times have you been in these situations and you still walked into this trap?!?!

Nate is still laughing when I step out of my hiding place and immediately lock eyes with Elliot and I see his eyes become wide.

"Yeah, I value my life and haven't banged Elliot yet so I don't want to die today."

That definitely got everyone's attention. Before anyone can really react to my "banging Elliot" comment, just some confused expressions and a cocky expression on Elliot's face, my eyes find Nate's  and I voice what he is thinking.

"I suggest we run. Now. "

Then all that is running through my head as I'm literally running towards the garage door with everyone behind me is..

Come on Remmy! You always thought The Flash was hot, now you have to channel him. Be the Flash. (😂)

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Hey guys!
So Remmy is a lunatic but honestly she is based of me so that should explain how I am😂
What do you guys think???
It almost became a Running Man fic cause I was gonna continue the part with Kook in it but I had to get my priorities straight 😂
Remmy and Elliot made eye contact. Ahhhhhhh!!!!!

Till the next chapter!🖤
-Ki

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