- Why would you carry this around I don't know
- So someone may ask what a good way to kill a zombie without a lot of blood. Now you could just drop piano on its head, at least you couldn't see the blood.
- (" Now now, whats so wrong with a ton of blood, you need something to paint your face afterwards ")
- No you don't
- (" Okay okay you want less blood, well try a bowling ball, nothing says massive head trauma like a bowling ball. Preferably 16 pounds don't use the little pink ones. This you can drop from above or you can swing that thing around then, Jinga! ")
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How to survive a zombie ( The Jesse Eisenberg way)
RandomThis is a list if all Jesse's rules to survive a zombie
