How to survive a zombie ( The Jesse Eisenberg way)

Rule 12: Bounty Paper Towels

- Oh well the quicker picker upper

- Well it is thick, it is quilted, and it is absorbent and if theirs one way to explain Zombieland it is moist

- There are all sorts of unwanted fluids everywhere 

- ( "Columbus is right on this one, Brain, Blood, Vomit, Puss, Spit" )

- Oh and the select the size roll is really nice theirs no waist   

- ( "The whole mucus family, oh did I say butt-mud?" )

- Oh and the prints on the sheet cant help but put you in a good mood, they remind me of a gentler time, theirs butterfly's, kittens, and I saw on with um cupcakes.

- (" Snot, Vile, General Leaks") 

- Okay please

- (" What? ")

- Just stop