Rule 30: Swiss Army Knife

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by Dr_andom

- When It comes to packing I am a big fan of the Swiss army knife

- It has a magnifying glass, a uh ball point pen, a little thermometer ... its Celsius, a fish scalier, a pruning blade, a reamer

- (" Heh heh whats a reamer ')

- oh uh I don't know, so yeah its one of my rules for surviving

- (" Now the Swiss army weren't they neutral ")

- Uh yes

- (" So why be neutral when you can pick sides with a survival knife ")

- yeah well that could be effective, but could it get out the piece of orange I have stuck in my tooth

- (" Huh well open wide, lets find out ")

- Oh okay