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Freshmen Fridays

You and Dipper's Age: 14

~•~Your POV~•~

You know how people tell you that Freshmen Friday wasn't an actual real thing? Well, in my school it is.

And the worst part about it on this certain day? It's April Fools day.

Just our freshmen luck, right?

So far this whole day I've been avoiding every sophomore, junior, and senior in the hallways. Every corner I turn I see someone either getting pranked or a harsh April Fools is pulled. I haven't been pranked or fooled yet — knock on wood — and I'm not planning on to.

"Come on. There's no way we're going to avoid this." One of my best friends, Dipper, told me.

The two of us were walking side by side with each other down the hallway to our next class.

"Watch me." I smirked at him.

"No freshmen has ever." He said again.

"Then I guess I'll be the first. You're gonna end up getting pranked or fooled sooner or later." I said, poking his chest lightly.

Dipper pouted at me slightly, making me giggle, "Hey~" He whined, wiping off the imaginary dust off his chest, "Now I'm going to have to bleach the shirt I'm acid since you touched it."

"Shut up, you dork!" I chuckled, pushing him by the shoulder lightly.

We both laughed aloud to each other. While we continued to walk, I heard someone yell from inside one of the classrooms. Dipper and I stopped walking. We stood in place, exchanging worried looks to each other.

"You think someone needs our help?" I asked, starting to walk ahead of Dipper.

"Wait! (Y/n)! This could be a trap!" Dipper said to me.

"And what if this person is in need of getting help? Someone's gotta check." I said, walking towards the doorway more.

I poked my head into the empty classroom, scanning the room for any sign of person in need of help.

"Uh, hello? Is anyone in here?" I asked, stepping more into the classroom.

Just as my foot walked past the doorway and entering the room, I heard something snap from above me. But before I could retract myself, I heard Dipper yell, "Watch out!"

Crash.

I was pushed forward to the ground before seeing what fell, landing on it with a loud thud. That's when I heard the hysterical laughter of at least 20 kids that popped out of no where.

"Haha! You look so retarded!"
"Yeah dude I got that all on video!"
"What fucking idiots! Both just walked right into that trap!"

Was what I heard on the floor.

When I finally turned my head over towards Dipper, still siting on the floor, I was about to snap at him for pushing me, but I froze at the sight of him.

Drenched, head to toe, with light green paint., Dippers head was hanging down low in shame. Kids still laughed at Dipper while I slowly stood up. I walked over to him, and when he noticed, he slowly looked up at me.

"You know... I was gonna warm you about the pain that sat on top of the door with the invisible string in between the doorway, but it was too late." He said.

"You sacrificed yourself? Even after I was just teasing you before?" I asked, chuckling slightly.

Dipper raised his hands up and swatted them in the air, trying to get some wet paint off him. Then he ran his painted green hair through his now green hair, moving his hair out of his face. He bit his lip slightly before answering you, "You know I'd do anything for you. Even sacrificing myself."

I smiled at him, chuckling more at him, a pink tinge appearing on my cheeks, "I could kiss you right now, but since you're having your little green paint situation..."

Dipper chuckled at you, a dark blush appearing on his cheeks, "Oh well darn."

I leaned my face slightly closer to his, which caused him to blush more, "What? Do you like me or something?"

"Ew gross. Why would you think that?" Dipper asked, chuckling slightly and raising an eyebrow at me.

I gave him a slightly confused look, moving my head back away from it. A small ping of sadness hit me, but I played it off, "Oh."

But before I could do anything else, he brought his painted green lips to my clean ones, stealing a quick kiss from me. My eyes widened and a darker blush formed on my face. I quickly wiped off the green paint that was now on my lips, chuckling lightly while Dipper just gave me a smirk.

"April fools."

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Well this was a short one-shot lmao

I feel like the only reason why I'm excited for today is cause of (possible) the upcoming DanandPhilCRAFTS video😂

Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this and have a safe April Fools day! (please don't ruin friendships or relationships)

Love y'all❤

~gianna_northwest