Christian Coma's Daughter

Chapter Four - Purdy The Man Whore

Sorry guys I know you probably don't want to read this little bit but sorry I haven't uploaded for a day :( I was feeling ill yesterday and I had to go through loads of bother to order two tickets to a Hadouken! gig. Also I hope it's longer (I think it is) to make up for it being late :)

SORRY - Love ChristiansComa

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Chapter 4 - Purdy The Man Whore 

Looking after Coma was proving hard to do on a moving bus. Lucking, I had Ashley with me who was helping me out. He was good with dogs since he had two, Tokyo and Killer, at home. I didn't exactly know where I stood with Ashley... I mean, he had said those things in the video (when I was awake) but he'd never said anything about it since.

"Alex..." I heard Ashley calling me over from my bunk. He was sat with Coma on his lap. Everyone else was out.

"Well someon's got a new little fanboy." I joked with Ashley most of the time about how close him and the dog were since I hadn't had Coma that long. He laughed to himself...

"Can I ask you something?" He looked at me and smiled.

"Urm.. Sure."

"Well... What's happening about what went on in the Bryan Stars interview, before you fell asleep?" Why did HE ask ME?! I didn't have a clue!

"Well.. I'm not really sure myself." I had to be honest with him. "I mean, we said what we said but there's not been anything else since so I'm unsure." He looked at me weirdly. I felt awkward.

"Well... Do you want to.. you know... be my girlfriend?" I was shocked originally but managed to find my voice.

"Sure." He smiled and laughed and motioned me to sit on his lap. I did and he wrapped his arms around me.

Unfortunately, Coma had to ruin the moment by jumping on Ashley and licking his face. We were just laughing until the door opened to reveal four unhappy band members, that looked slightly like they'd been mauled by a lion or something... Well that's what happens when you're in a band and you go outside into the realms of the fanbase.

They all looked at me and Ashley and I saw my dad raise an eyebrow at me. Coma jumped off Ashley and decided to jump on Jake. He was laughing and so were the rest of us. Then Ashley decided that we were going somwhere.

He decided to pick me up and walk out the bus door, I was confused but then again, Ashley Purdy was a very confusing man. There we saw a very confused fanbase, and disappointed fourteen-year-olds in Ashley's warpaint.

Ashley kept walking around the place we were in, London. It was weird be stared at by loads of business people but it was funny at the same time. He was laughing as someone told us to stop being immature and stupid.

"Ashley! Where are you going?!" He laughed and picked up speed.

"It's a surprise! And before you ask, yes I do really know where I am going." I was laughing as he finally started to slightly slow down. But he was still walking... I really hoped he knew the way back because if he was relying on me.. We were well and truly screwed.

Finally, he completely stopped and put me on solid ground... We were outside a weird looking store that sold band merchandise for people such as One Direction and Justin Bieber...

"I want you to help me pick out a joke birthday present for your dad." He laughed as we walked in and were given weird glares by little twelve-year-old 'Bieliebers'. "Now come on." He grabbed my hand and pulled he into the 'One Direction' section of the store. I really felt out of place.

"Here, buy him these!" I had managed to find chinos with all the One Direction Members faces on. "He'll hate them, which will be funny as fuck!" (It's a weird thing to say but I do say it all the time).

"Done!" Ashley picked them up in my dad's size and paid for them. "You ready to go?"

"Urm not really.. I want to go look for something for you I saw on the way... You can go though..."

He just nodded and started walking back the way we came. I knew I'd be screwed getting back but oh well. I walked into a store across the road and picked up what I had seen... A backpack in the shape of Hello Kitty. Ashley would love it, especially since I had not gotten him anything for his previous birthday. I managed to find my way back but the walk was pretty long.

I stepped onto a dark bus... I flicked the light on to see Ashley Purdy, sticking his tongue down the throat of a postitute... 

"Fuck you Purdy! You.. You... You MAN WHORE!"

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Sorry I could help myself.. What's going to happen? Well to be honest I'm not entirely sure yet so... Hmm.. I need to get thinking...