The little girl can punch

HOLY CARP

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"Holy cow farts. This place is a
MANSION!!!!" I scream. My words echo of the high ceilings.

"umm... cow farts?" Aleks looks at me funny.

"What? Would you rather I say vaca? Maybe even vache!  I Speak ENGLIIIIISH!!!"

Aleks throws his hand in the air in surrender. "Sorry!" He leads me and Tyler up the grand princess stairs and to the HUUUGGEEEE living room. He smiles at my amazed expression.

Guess what!

HE WALKS RIGHT THROUGH THE GODZILLA, KING KONG, GORILLA, GODKONGZILLARILLAKING HUUUGGEEEE ROOM!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHDJDIRBC!!!!!!

"This is the sleeping quarters." Al says. As he leads me into a hallway

(Imma call him Al now.)

The hallway is my entire house! He guides us into a room with a king sized bed and a 75' tv playing Barbie: life in the dream house.

"Oops, wrong room." Aleks mumbles, shrugging off his mistake.

A little girl runs up to me and hugs my legs.

"Mia, and aren't you supposed to be in bed?" Tyler asks the girl, peeling her off me and putting his hands on his hips like a dance mom. I mimic him from behind so he doesn't see. When he turns around I stop. "Violet, this is my lil' sister." He explains, pointing a pale finger at Mia.

The little girl giggles and claps her hands like a walrus that's had to much
Coca-Cola.

Tyler turns around again to see my best walrus face.

"HOLY CARP!!!" He screams and stumbles back, startled by my blubbery walrus impression.

I look at him confused. "Wait, carp? Like the fish carp? Why don't you just say Cr-"

Tyler slaps his hands over Mia's ears. "Shhh! Child ears!!!"

Realization slaps me square in the face with a piece of papaya. "Ohhhhhhhh...."

Tyler nods at me like I'm an idiot.

"TY-TY!!!! WHO DAT!!!" Mia screeches.

I approve of her using the term 'who dat' because it's something everyone should say.

"That's violet." He replies calmly, yet I can hear his heart rate pick up.

Mia sticks out her hand for a handshake.

THIS TODDLER HAS MORE CLASS THAN MEEEEE!!!

I shake it gently.

"Will you watch Barbie with me?" She squeals.

"HECK YEAH!!" I shout. Tyler and Aleks cover their ears. I look at them like there're babies. "Come on that wasn't that loud!" Tyler raises his eyebrows.

I shrug the babies off and watch barbies with Mia on her GIANT bed.

Looking around the room my jaw drops. Tasteful paintings cover the pink and gold walls. A small, toddler sized desk sits in the corner. It looks like Mia covered it with abstract art. Her bed is covered with 3 ft tall stuffed animals and super technology advanced pillows that change temperature and probably cost an arm and a leg.

Barbie is arguing with Raquel and I start screaming at the tv. "SLAP HER BARBIE!!! SLAP HER WITH THIS PIECE OF CHICKEN!!!" I pull a piece of raw chicken out of my pocket and throw it at the tv.

And guess what.

It doesn't even break!

I've thrown chicken at my tv so many times that Ahana had to buy one of those cages that they put around the clocks in the gym room.

BUT THIS FRIGGIN DIAMOND TV WONT FRIGGIN BREAK!!!!! UGGGGGGGG!!!!

"Are you trying to break my tv?!?! What the heck!!!" Tyler asks.

I look at him, my eyebrows twitching, tryin' to look all scary like.

"Yup." I say simply, turning back to the tv so I wouldn't miss another chance to throw food. He rolls his eyes. "Excuse moi mister, but was that sass? Ya know, I can pick up and leave." I threaten.

"NOOOOOO PLEASE DONT LEAVE NOOOOOOO!!!!!!  I LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT LEEEEAAAVE!!!!"  Tyler begs.

Hahahhadgenfogobthahfbhfk..... what?

"Awwww.. Tyler, I love....." he looks at me as soon as I say the word love. "Your sister!!!"

Fool.

He rolls his eyes again.

"Maybe if you keep rolling your eyes you might find a brain back there. I can only hope."

"Violet. Hunny-"

"Call me hunny one more time I'll slap you."

"Ok, ok," he looks at me with an evil look in his eye and a smirk on his face. "Sweet pea." I throw my hands in the air, spring up like an arrow from Mia's bed, run up to Tyler, and punch him in he stomach.

Al holds me back.

"let me at him, LET ME AT HIM!!! LET. ME.  AT.  HIMMMMMM!!!!!" I scream. "Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!"

"Violet," Tyler groans from the floor. "We need to talk."

Cucumbers, we need to talk.
You have been very very good.

Good job. 👏👏👏👏

UPDATE DAY IS THURSDAY!!!

Do ya like how Tyler's so protective of his sister?

Btw vaca and vache are cow in Spanish and French.

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