Dangerous? We'll see bout that (Naruto fan fiction) (Rewriting)

Time for some fun

So we were walking along the path, you know minding my own business, and like ready for an ambush. But no.... we came across a puddle, and my eye twitched.

"Kakashi, Am I the only one who finds their camouflage pathetic?"I asked my sensei, who sweat dropped; looking down at the puddle and two heads surfaced. "Okay, I have to admit that is pretty epic...."I said taking out a kunai. "Ai-chan, long time no see."Said one of the heads, "Hand over the old man."command the other while getting themselves on land.

"Don't think I can do that... or can I?"I thought aloud, pressing a hand to my chin in thought. "Eh, I'm broke.... and this old man is my money ticket."I said. "Brother, I think it's time to have some fun."Said the biggest male. I really don't remember his name... I shall call him Jack! and the shorter one...... Errrr Pedro sounds good.

Jack whipped chains out of his bag, and wrapped them around Kakashi. 'Killing him' "Fail...."I thought seeing that he used the substitution jutsu. "One down."Jack stated looking at his brother, then at Naruto. Jack rushed towards Sakura, and Pedro, Naruto. I jumped in front of Naruto, getting my right arm slashed. "Damn you Naruto! I don't need a dead team mate, move next time!"I snarled at the stunned blonde.

I glared at Jack, and he smirked. "Oops, sorry Ai-chan."He said. "Okay, I'm done! YOU GUYS ARE DEAD MEAT!!!!!!!"I barked. "Ooohhh scary."Pedro mocked. I narrowed my eyes at Jack, and cracked my knuckles. I smirked and activated my kekkei genkai. "I would finish this quickly, but I think I'll let you suffer."I grinned like sadist.

"But Pedro's, gotta go first."I said turning my attention to Jack's brother. "Duckbutt!"I shouted shifting my gaze towards Sasuke. He nodded and began throwing shuriken, and Pedro dodged. "Ooohhh bad move.."I said shaking my head, and Sasuke yanked his head back trapping Pedro against a tree. "My turn."I said pulling out a kunai, and throwing it at his throat landing a perfect hit.

"You know what Jack...I'm too lazy... and my arm hurts.... So i'll make it quick."I said throwing a kunai at his throat, as I did Pedro. Killing them both.

"Okay, you lazy old man get your ass down!"I ordered glaring at a tree. "Sensei's d-dea-d A-Ai...."Sakura stuttered. "Okay, Pinky I have to give it, to you straight. You see that squirrel?"I asked point at a random animal, and she nodded. "It is more intelligent than you are."I said bluntly, and she got an anime vein.

"Kakashi, you have 5 seconds before I blow the tree up."I said looking towards the tree.

I pulled out an explosive tag, attaching it to a kunai,

5.... 

4.... 

3.... 

2... 

and sensei jumped down. "Ai, you are strong... and you are a true shinobi."Kakashi said

"ummm that was random, and NOOOOOOO I'm a unicorn who lives in the land of gumdrops..."I said sarcastically.

_____________________________________________________________________________

I followed Sasuke off a boat, I kinda fell asleep, listing to the old man talk..... So what happened is pretty much a mystery to me, any ways........

"I hear something!"Shouted Naruto who threw a kunai at a tree. "Looks like he got away....."He said sadly. "THERE!!!!!"he then exclaimed throwing a kunai at a bunny. "Okay..... that's a substitution animal....."I said holding my arm.

"Kakashi are you going to 'die' this time?"I asked my sensei, who glared at me, and turned around. "DUCK!!!"he shouted dropping to the ground. "Butt..."I added copying Kakashi. I heard the sound of metal, and turned my head to face the tree. "OH MY GOD THATS A BIG ASS SWORD! KAKASHI CAN YOU GET ME ONE OF THOSE FOR CHRISTMAS?!"I asked watching a man land on it.... facing the wrong way.