Dangerous? We'll see bout that (Naruto fan fiction) (Rewriting)

It's war!!!!!!!! sensei

"Kakashi! Untie me you hoebag!!!"I commanded, watching the old man smile his close eyed smile. "This is soooo unfair you know! I got two bells yet you tie me to a stump and not with a rope but FREAKIN CHAINS! I SWEAR WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, IM GONNA BURN YOUR PERV BOOKS AND RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!"I shouted. "Don't untie her... or else."Kakashi said poofing away.

"Hey duckbutt, Did you know that your hair looks wonderful today?"I said my eye twitching. "OH COME ON! THATS AS MUCH AS A COMPLIMENT YOUR EVER GONNA GET FROM ME!"I barked watching Naruto get off the ground. "Here Ai-chan!"He said. "I'm gonna untie you, believe it!" I sweat dropped. "Thanks... Naruto"I said smiling. "Damn chains....."Naruto began to grumble. "Dunce...."Sasuke said getting up and helping Naruto get the chains off of me.

"Awwww. The great Uchiha Sasuke has a heart."I said teased as the chains fell to my feet.

"Hn"

"Really? Just when we progressed to sentences....." I sighed shaking my head at the Uchiha. He sweat dropped when Kakashi appered. "YOU ALLL...."Our silver-haired sensei started. "PASS!"he finished smiling that closed eye smile of his.

My eye twitched, and I cracked my knuckles. "If you thought I was kidding when I said I was going to burn your perv books and rip your balls off you've got another thing coming!"I barked lunging at Kakashi. "Ai!"Sasuke shouted leaping after me and grabbing my ankles. "I WILL FREAKING MURDER HIM!"I declared clawing at his feet, which was all that I could reach.

"DUCKBUTT RELEASE!"I commanded trying to kick the Uchiha away but failed.... epicly...............

"KAKASHI! I KNOW WHERE YOU FREAKING LIVE! KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU MAY WAKE UP WITH PINK HAIR!"I shouted.

"Kakashi-san."Said a deep voice from out of no where. "Hokage-sama has summoned you, and Ai-sama."An ANBU with a cat mask said. "I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"I shouted

The ANBU and everyone else sweat dropped. "You might need to carry her....."Kakashi sighed, and the ANBU nodded walking towards me. "WHOA, WHY IS IT THAT THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD THAT VIOLATE MY PERSONAL BUBBLE ARE THE ANBU?! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS PEDOS OR SOMETHING?!"I asked as the ANBU dude sweat dropped and slung me over his shoulder.

"We will start our missions tomarrow!"Kakashi said taking off into the trees, with me and the ANBU man behind him. "Ai-sama, You have been causing too much trouble."Said the ANBU flatly. "WHAT DID I DO NOW?!"I exclaimed beating the guy on the back with my fists. "One, you have threatned your sensei. two you have destroyed all the peace we have in this village."The dude said

"WHY IS IT THAT I'M ALWAYS BLAMED?! I ADMIT FOR TRYING TO COMMIT MURDER AND THEFT! BUT IF THE PERV DIES WOMEN CAN SOMEWHAT LIVE AT PEACE!" I said/yelled Kakashi sweat dropped.

"Kakashi-san. Ai-chan."

"Dude...... theres no way in hell, we got to the Hokage's office that fast...."I said

"Ai! Hokage-sama adressed you!"The ANBU snapped.

"Yes, Hokage-sama?"I asked.

"Ai-chan, you are very disrespectful towards your senseis."The old man started "If your gonna state the obvious I'm gonna leave."I said and the hokage chuckled. "Calm down child, I have summoned you two for one very important reason. Our sources tell us that Orochimaru is planning an attack on Konoha."He said

"OH MY KAMI-SAMA!!!!!!!!"I blurted out "YOU MEAN THE PEDOPHILE WITH THE LONG BLACK HAIR, WHITE SKIN, A LONG ASS TONGUE, SNAKE EYES AND PURPLE THINGYS ON HIS FACE?!"I exclaimed

Every body in the room sweat dropped. "Uh yes Ai-chan....."The hokage said. "OREO! HE CRAZYYYYY! HE GAVE ME A FREAKIN HICKEY WHEN I WENT TO THE AKATSUKI!!!! HE WAS ALL LIKE.. "I started