STORY TIEM

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Nothing is scarier than the lights going out.
Except if a few gunshots are heard nearby.
And it's dark outside.
And your older sister is running around the house scared as fuck bc it's dark.
While a tornado is somewhere near.
(At least I think it is...the wind and rain is crazy and we got a free day bc of it.)
And it's Monday...
Wait...
What the.....?
Why........?

HOLY SHIT WHERE'S THE WIFI?!?!
WHERE THE HELL IS THE FUCKING WIFI?!?!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE WITHOUT TUMBLR?!?!
....well I still can't... because the tablet... was charging.....
Fuuu
At that point, I joined my sister, ruining around this small ass house like idiots.
If it was day, I might've took a walk...
But the outernet is scary...
Ehh...... Fuck it. No one's gonna see me in the dark.
I hope.
Everyone thinks I'm sleep anyway.
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Welp..... I got kidnapped.
Don't trust the outernet, kids.
It'll fuck you up.
And if you ACTUALLY leave your house, at least bring your phone. And make sure it's charged.
Don't fucking kik yourself.
And now I guess I'm leaving... "Wrong person" they said.
I don't even know.
I would call the police on them, but they have a tumblr. I gotta let a brother slide.
How'd I know?
I told him "I liked your shoelaces."
He replied, "Thanks. I stole then from the president."
I clapped, since he's the only one that answered correctly.
And now that I'm writing this down, I noticed that I did something crazy.....
Why the hell did I go outside when there was a fucking tornado watch?!