Ostriches: Hahahahaha
Neko ostrich: we ate everyone
Dumb ostrich: At the time, I was so hungry I could eat a cow!
Neko ostrich: *death stare*
Author: isn't this boring without Peppa and Boots?
Ostriches: not really. They were really annoying.
[Peppa and Boots have been resurrected again]
Author: Wait no no go away.
Peppa: no
Boots: *throws gang signs*
Oh ok
This is actually finished for real this time. I know, best thing ever
