Jughead || Riverdale (x Reader)

02

[Unkown number]: On a scale from one to ten how free are you tonight?

Me: North Korea.

[Unknown number]: Ahhhhh! So you have heard of the joke before.

Me: I don't actually live in NK Jughead

You changed Unknown Number's name to Shithead!

Shithead: Of course you don't silly, you live in Riverdale!

Me: You're so funny

Shithead: You're so un-sarcastic

Me: Yeah yeah

Me: Why are you texting me. It's the middle of class

Shithead: Why are you on your phone in the middle of class?

Me: Ms Hill's didn't come so we got a substitute. He's not doing good job very well. What's your excuse?

Shithead: I finished my test early so the teacher let me use my phone quietly.

Me: Goody two shoes.

Shithead: I'd hardly call myself that. You do know I've been in juvie right?

Me: Yeah, because of an accident. It wasn't like you were all evil and calculative about it.

Shithead: Your trust in me is flattering

Me:  What can I say? I'm just so nice.

Shithead: Do you want to hang at the dinner after school?

Me: Depends. What will I get out of it?

Shithead: An hour of fun with me!

Me: Ha ha no

Me: I'm gonna need more than that

Shithead: Curly fries?

Me: Aww thanks but I'm not free. Babysitting duties.

Shithead: You said it "depends"!

Me: yeah, as in whether I'm free or not

Shithead: -.-"

Me: I'm free next week chumps, cheer up. Why after you going to the dinners anyways?

Shithead: cause Betty, Veronica and Archie and I hang there to do homework and stuff. It's pretty chill.

Me: your girlfriend Becky?

Shithead: *betty

Me: and she'd be cool with me hanging with you guys? Out of the blue?

Shithead: i think so. I mean, she's really nice. She'll be fine with you.

Me: no juggy, she's fine with people Veronica or Archie brings along. Not you.

Shithead: what do you mean?

Me: how would you feel if she brought a guy she had been quietly texting for the past week?

Shithead: I'd be pissed
Shithead: I see what you mean. But I still think she'd be cool with you

Me: ask her firstttttt. I won't go without her permission.

Shithead: fine I will.

Me: the bell just rang. I gtg

Shithead: see ya