Jughead || Riverdale (x Reader)

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Me: JUGHEAD JUGHEAD JUGHEAAAAAAAAAAAAD
delivered 2:20am

Me: U fcking suck.
delivered 2:10am
read 6:30am

Shithead: um...is it safe to asked what happened yet?

Me: you didn't reply

Shithead: uh not at two a.m I don't

Me: :( this is why you miss out on the good stuff in life

Me: you otw to school?

Shithead: I will be soon why

Me: I read the first few chapters of your novel
Me: it's very obvious that it's about Jason

Shithead: ...and really good?

Me: well yeah
Me: I need in on this

Shithead: uh..I think I want to write this myself?
Shithead: no offense

Me: calm down mama bear
Me: I'm not talking about your book. I'm talking about your very obvious investigation into Jason's death.

Shithead: what can you bring to the table?

Me: my dad works with the sheriff. I can get us some records and reports.

Shithead: wow I was kidding. Why are you so sure I'm investigating?

Me: please I'm not stupid
Me: a lot of what you wrote my dad doesn't even tell me, you know why?
Me: because he doesn't know!

Shithead: then I'm not writing about Jason.

Me: how many redheads named Jason do you know?

Shithead: details details

Me: please jughead, I need this.

Shithead: why? You weren't close to Jason.

Me: Yeah, tell that to someone who practicality grew up with the Blossoms.

Shithead: ???

Me: I moved away when I was 10 and came back two years ago bruh
Me: we kept in touch through email, mainly me and Jason when Cheryl was too busy trying to takeover the school. And when I moved back we sort of had a falling out..
Me: I need to know what happened
delivered 6:19am
read 6:19am

Shithead: fine.
delivered 6:30am
read 6:30am