homestuck because why not? {requests please!}

johndave1

your name is dave strider and your boyfriend is pretty god damn adorable.

said goofy buck-toothed wonder is now tapping at the glass of a tank containing a puffer fish. the two of you had decided on a totally ironic date to the aquarium since... shit. who doesn't like aquariums? douchebags. that's who.

john is so close to the glass that his breath is making a blurry circle on it and you think it would be just hilarious, like a laugh fucking riot, if he were to bump his dorky little face into the glass.

you are awarded with a nice sight soon enough as the puffer fish decides to inflate like a balloon at a chucky cheese birthday party. john screams like a two year old girl and falls backward onto the ground. you literally cannot contain your laughter. it spilled out of you just like your sick rhymes.

he looks up at you with those big round puppy dog eyes and you'd be dammed if your heart didn't shatter into a billion little shards. he even has a balloon with a whale on it tied around his little wrist. like... jesus. you can't ignore that. you hold out a hand and smile at him. he pouts before taking it and kissing you lightly on the cheek as he saunters away. you are left staring after him and, for like the third time today, evaluating his plush rump.