Laurens's POV
Laf: JOHN.
Laf: JOHN.
Laf: JOHN.
You: What?
Laf: WE'RE OUT OF MAYO.
You: ... then put it on the grocery list.
Laf: BUT I NEED IT NOW.
You: Why?
Laf: I NEED TO SPREAD IT ON MY BAGUETTE SANDWICH.
You: If you need it so bad, then go to the store and pick some up.
Laf: HAM HAS BANNED ME FROM THE HORSE PRIVILEGES.
You: Yo, do you mind turning caps lock off? And just walk.
Laf: THE STORE IS TOO FAR, and sorry, I went a little over board 😅
Laf: Can you get me some?
You: No.
Laf: Why?
You: I don't feel like it.
Laf: PLEASE, JOHN.
Laf: PLEASE
Laf: PLEASE
Laf: PLEASE
Laf: PLEASE
Laf: PLEASE
You: OKAY, FINE. JUST PLEASE SHUT UP.
Laf: Yay! 😃😃