Washington and Hamilton

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Hamilton's POV

Washington: ALEXANDER, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?

You: T-The meaning of what, sir?

Washington: WHY DID YOU SEND ME A TEXT MESSAGE SAYING THAT YOU LIKE TO SNIFF DIRTY SOCKS!?

You: Sir, that wasn't me, it was Jefferson.

Washingin: YOU CANNOT ALWAYS BLAME YOUR SHENANIGANS ON MR. JEFFERSON!

You: Y-You know you can turn off caps lock, right sir?

Washington: I SHALL KEEP CAPS LOCK ON IF I PLEASE, YOUNG MAN!

You: You can't turn it off, can you?

Washington: NO.

Washington: ALEX?

Washington: ALEXANDER?

You: Sorry, sir. I was just dying of laughter!😂 Just push the arrow pointing up on your keyboard.

Washington: That's better. Anyway. You cannot blame Mr. Jefferson for your shenanigans.

You: Seriously, it wasn't me. I swear on my mom's grave.

Washington: ... Okay, now I know you're not lying.

Washington: I'll deal with Mr. Jefferson later. See you tomorrow, bright and early.

You: Okay, bye sir.

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