Stories from an awkward child

Le intro

This is an intro to my book of things. I don't plan when this gets updated but. Yea hope you enjoy this.
    Hi my name is [Kendall]. I love Dan and Phil. Twenty One Pilots is my fave thing to listen to.
      This is just my thoughts put into a book.

I have mild ADHD which is fine. I read for a living. Phan is ok to ship, BUT if you are not nice to them about it I have one thing to say: 'cuse me; could you please leave?

    I want Josh Dun to be my friend. No. I'm not mentally dating him but, being frens would be cool.

I like that this was just a nothing chapter.
Dan and Phil have some derp moments here's a collection of my favorite:

This is my fave pic of them. It shows Dans true feelings.

I hope you enjoyed this trash. Doot says halo. Go marry a tree. These chapters are gonna be short.

     Bye.
Jk I'm writing more. *you are triggered*

I comment on lots of books and reply. Idek why you are reading. I hope you like to read this random crap.

One thing you should know is that I don't cuss. Ever.

I like that you have read this. You should not. Its pretty rubbish.

I want to do more of this but I won't if you don't want me to.

This is the pic I live for at all costs:

What is he looking at? Will we find out?

I also think that Josh Dun is a blessed man.

This is the Dan and Phil chapter. Next chapter will be more words I swear.

I want to write other stuff. What else should I write? Maybe I'll write a Phan fic. I could create a different version of the forest fic.
You're probs like- NO NO. I'm like- YES YES. It could be like a thing on Josh afterwards.

This is by far my favorite pic that I've screen capped:

Yup but there's also:

And there's this one:

Yes I know I cropped it but like. Ok so, what else to say. *thinking*. OH I know; I can write a poem. At 7:00 pm. Ok here goes.

          You don't know what I think
You don't know how I think
You'll never understand what I believe
I don't understand you
So why do you understand me,
Friend, how are we here?
At this place,
Where I remember so well,
Why are we at deaths home?

Ok that went deep. Repress it, YUP. K I'll stop. It probably sucked. I'm very emo.

What bands do you like? I like P!ATD AND TØP. Occasionally I'll listen to FOB but not often. I do like FOB but.

What other books do you want me to write? May I ask? I sort of want to write Phan fics. No I am not writing Joshler. I ship it yes but I'd rather waste my life luxury cruising Phan.

I don't just ship Phan I frikin luxury cruise that stuff. -Random person I saw in the comments of a Phan fic.

I think instead of marrying a person I'm going to marry a book. That book is HARRY FLIPPING POTTER!
I love Harry Potter. Who are your fave characters?

Mine are Fred and George.

I hope you enjoyed this. I'll update if you want me to. Anyway, go marry your dog. Date a tree. See ya. Remember
S O F T A N D N E A T. K bye