Hi! I'm going to literally die, how're you?
I WAS JOKING YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I MIGHT HAVE TO CALL MY LAWYERS. BITCH. (JERK)
^^between me and ItsKiwiFromSaturn aka, Ellie, AkA Daddyoli Spicyoli
I brought the fucking laws of the United States of A-fucking-Mercia into this. Because having possession of a weapon under the age of 19 is actually a country wide law and if you break it you and your parents/guardians will get jail time.
Another thing is I didn't say to literally kill me. I meant it JOKINGLY
Now another issue is that I locked my door which is against the rules but she lives near me and I'm nervous and I've called my mom to see what she could do. Unfortunately all my mom can do is tell *insert name here*'s mom.
I dropped her out of my life but she won't leave and my daddy (ItsKiwiFromSaturn ), have gotten very upset. Me and Ellie are scared and I think I have to call someone.
Anyway I'm just gonna drop a picture of perfection
LOOK AT THE SIDE OF HER FACE AND HOW HER EYES CRINKLE AT THE EDGE WHEN SHE SMILES. AHHHH
Also this
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Stories from an awkward child
HororHi I'm an awkward human being. These are my stories and thoughts. Lol