Stories from an awkward child

This is just a wierd book

Ok so starting with the picture; I went to the zoo. I love camels so I saw this one and was like 'I want 7 of them' but I couldn't have one so.

I also saw a stuffed DODO BIRD. I need it but I couldn't cuz I said no to myself. But next time imma buy it.

Ok so I just like to ramble so I think I'm gonna start making videos. What do you think?

I just feel sick to my stomach.

Remember kids: DON'T CRY, CRAFT.

Alright so I love Josh Dun so I thought I would write a Josh x reader.

I haven't published it. If you want it let me know.

Ok so I'm just gonna tell you again my name is [Kendall].

Dan: *kills me*
Me: thanks man *goes back to being dead*

Here's what I like:

Tøp
Panic!
Potter head
Phandom
Disney

Yea that's it.

I don't have many friends. I'm ok with that though.

I'm still confused on why you are reading.

What's your fave fandom? Mine is probably The Skeleton Clique. Either that or the Phandom.

Everyone will gouge your eyes out if you insult their fandom.

If you want that Josh x reader then let me know right here.

This is a weird book. Isn't it? I mean I like it. So I'll continue it any way. I want to get more personal.

Is that ok?

Maybe the next part of this will be more personal. Only time will tell.

I have been working on these chapters for about a week. Most of this is just me writing for a week. So it's like a diary that EVERYONE can read.

Anyways. I want to say thank you for reading this if you did.

So I just wanna say that I tried to do stuff but atm I'm ill. I'm mad about it but I gotta deal with it.

Or should I say DIL WITH IT.

*pencil dives out window.*

What next, OH how about some relatable stuff. Here's one: I'm emo. Here's another school is the worst.

What's your favorite TØP song?

Comment below (here)

Can you rap your song. I like LANE BOY.

I can rap the whole song.

This is a drawing I drew. I kinda like it.

I AM NOT AS FINE AS I SEEM PARDON. Me for yelling.

I like to draw. Do you?

I know these chapters are short but I'm v busy.

Mom: are you still scrolling through TUMBLR?

Me: I'm a v busy person. *scrolls aimlessly*

Yea that's right I know long words. HA! Take that 4th grade spelling bee champ!

If you like TØP how long have you been listening. Who are you mentally dating?

Answer: 8 months. I'm mentally dating Jish the squish.

I got this luggage tag. If you don't like Harry Potter then don't read the next chapter. I think it is gonna contain Potter.

But if you do then read the next chapter.

Alright back to the normal stuff I aimlessly talk about.

Here are some long words I know:

Anathema
Nostalgia (or nostalgic)
Introverts
Extrovert
Chalupa

Well that just happened. Lol ok then.

Do you like Taco Bell? That's a serious question. I have never had it before.

Tyler: *hits with ukulele*

Go follow me on tumblr: Iliterrallyhatemyself

I reblog lots of stuff like Dan and Phil. That and anything Twenty Øne Piløts.

I like this one blog called: unflatteringpicturesofDanandPhil

It's the BEST thing ever.

This chapter is almost 600 words!

That's incredible. But now there are 608 words.

Jish the squish is life.

Do you like the book? I do. I think it's pretty good.

I really I'm sorry I really don't like to ramble.

Well I'm just gonna continue to use the little speaker thing that you could use to say where is it it types out for you.

Anyways, what do you want me to write about next? I would like to write about Harry Potter because I read about literally almost every other fandom. Anyways, what do you want me to write about next? I would like to write about Harry Potter because I read about literally almost every other fandom.

This is by far the longest chapter that I've wrote.

What's your favorite twenty one pilots song? Mine is ode to sleep. Either that or we don't believe what's on TV.

At the moment I'm eating soup. Can you eat soup or do you drink soup? That's a serious question.

Are you short or tall? I'm 5'5.

That means I'm tall for my age. If you tall is it me or is it hard to find clothes that fit correctly.

In the next chapter is going to be about Harry Potter. I may or may not spoil it. So go to the next chapter with warning.

That's just my warning. Anyways I got to get going.

Hello you've reached the end of the chapter. I hope you enjoyed. Go to prom with your dog you should do that. But then dump your dog a Marry a tree.

Remember:
S O F T A N D N E A T.

K bye