Shit Happens

Shit Happens
Prologue:
Wanna know what I always say when needed of an explanation? Shit happened. Get over it.

Chapter one:
Adrian's POV:
(HOLD UP:::: This is a few days before Blain ends up in the hospital and gets a coma.)
"Fuck this shit!" I screamed, running out of the classroom. My teacher Darris screamed for me to come back, but I flipped him off and ran down the hall. I hate this stupid shitty school and all it's shitty people. The only cool guys are my good friend Blain and his bro Zane. Blain is awesome, but he can be protective over anyone he cares about. He is also gay. He's a rainbow boy. Yay. Rainbow boys are always such fun. I still have no idea what my sexual preference is. Shit, my mom is so going to kill me when she finds out I left the classroom too shitfucking early.
"Whoa!" I fell over on top of some dude. He blinked once I got off of him. He had black hair with some red high lights in his bangs. I looked him over, damn.
"Who are you?" I ask, standing their like the little shit that I am. He gets up and brushes himself off.
"Xyern." He replies. I tilt my head.
"You new? I haven't seen you around this shitty school.” I say.
"I'm new, I transferred." He answers, looking me up and down. His eyes are a mix of brown and red. It's really pretty. Not as pretty as the shitful rainbow.
"I'm Adrian," I don't bother to hold out my hand so he can shake it. I don't do that shit.
"Nice to meet you Adrian." He says, a smirk playing at his lips. Shit, what's he thinking about.
"Nice to meet you too." I grumble. He glances at the clock.
"Skipping class?" He asks. I shrug.
"Boring as shit." I say. I love the word shit. It's the most beautiful swear word ever.
"Could you perhaps tell me where biology is?" He smiles at me. Might as well show him to it.
"Follow me, peasant." I say and take his hand. I lead him to biology where Miss. Pearis is. She eyes me as I lead Xyern in while holding his hand. Bitch got a problem?
"What are you going out of class Adrian Carter?" I flipped her off and then smiled at the class.
"Dear shitty people of biology. This is Xyern, treat him well." I shot a look at Zane. "No going all rainbowy on him." Zane gave me that look. I stuck my tongue out at him and suddenly felt eyes on me. I turned to look at Xyern who was gazing at me with such intensity I thought I would fall to my knees.
"Adrian Carter get out of my classroom this instant!" I glare at her. How dare this shitty bitch interrupt my gorgeous thoughts.
"I'm here to learn! How dare you try to rid me of my chance of learning?" She gasps.
"Detention!" She yells.
"Mothershitter!" Xyern bursts out laughing and I come to the immediate conclusion that I like his laugh. Miss. Pearis yells detention at him too and I begin to understand why she is a single slice of American cheese. She's a stupid bitch with the only talent of yelling "detention!" At everyone.
"We're detention buddies!" I yell and hop on his back. He chuckles and gives me a piggy back ride out of the classroom as the bell rings. He runs and we end up reaching the school entrance.
"Doesn't hurt to skip some of on your first day!" Xyern cheered. I held on to him tightly and he ran down the sidewalk and finally stopped at an apartment building. He dropped me and I landed gracefully on the gorgeous ground. I followed him up to his apartment.
"My brother is at work so it's just us." He says, leading me to the kitchen. "You hungry?"
"I'd love a doughnut." I reply, grinning as I hop onto the counter.
"So you live here with your brother?" I ask. He nods.
"His name is Xenith."
"You guys are X-men!" I laugh at my own stupid joke. Xyern chuckles and his eyes land on mine. Our gazes hold and he suddenly steps towards me. I take a deep breath and he reaches forward, cupping my cheek. I close my eyes half way as he leans down. What am I doing?
"Dammit I forgot my damn keys!" We froze, our eyes open all the way. I step back and look around for a hiding spot. Xyern pulls me under the counter and I clutch onto his shirt.
"Where the fuck are they?" A male voice growled viciously. Xyern grabbed something out of his pocket and reached up, setting the object onto the counter. The dude walked over and pulled on Xyern's arm.
"I knew I smelled ya." He said, pulling Xyern up to his feet. Xyern held onto me causing me to be pulled up alongside him.
"Who is this Xy?" Xyern smiles at me and then looks at the dude.
"Xen, this is Adrian, Adrian, this is my brother Xenith." I smile and wave at him like a shitard.
"Hello fellow being of planet earth." Xenith glances at his brother and Xyern just smiles.
"Nice to meet you Adrian." Xenith doesn't bother to hold out his hand. I'm guessing he don't do that shit either.
"Hope you don't mind me asking but... Are you gay?" I put on an innocent face.
"Why do you ask?" Xenith responds with a question. Shit head.
"Curiosity. I has it." I giggle and then immediately put on a straight face.
"I guess you could say I'm undecided." Xenith sighs, looking at Xyern."Why'd you have my keys?"
"I waited for you a little while but then I said fork it and left. Guess they came too." Xyern shrugged. Xenith smiled and I couldn't help but stare. Xenith is shitfucking hot.
"Well, I best be on my way. It was nice meeting you Adrian." Xenith said, not even casting me a glance. I watched as he left the kitchen and I was sad when I heard the sound of the door as it shut.
"What's wrong?" Xyern asked, touching my face. I step back and turn.
"It's nothing..." I mumble. "I should head back to school. It's getting to be lunch time." I say.
"But-" I smiled at him sadly.
"I want to have lunch with my friend. Sorry," I hurry out of the apartment and run back to the school. Xenith... I want to see him again.
"Where were you man? I was lookin all over." Blain complained as I sat down beside him at the usual lunchtime table.
"Complain Blain. It rhymes." I say, smirking at him.
"Oh shut up. I heard about the new kid from a little birdie." He grinned.
"Were you taking drugs, Blain? I thought we agreed to have a life with no drugs." I gasped dramatically. "You have betrayed me."
"Oh shut up, Zane was the little birdie." Of course he was.
"I was just showing him around." I say, thinking about his brother.
"From what I heard, you guys left the school and went off to Hawaii to elope. I guess it was love at first shit." He laughed, slapping his knee.
"I don't see Xyern that way." I say, remembering our almost kiss. I am so glad Xenith interrupted that. I would've regretted kissing him.
"I was just kidding Adri, don't get your already twisted panties even more twisted." I laughed and grabbed his Gatorade.
"Adrian," I look up to see Xyern.
"Uh... Hi." I mumble.
"I was uh... Just wondering if you'd show me around more." Blain looked at me. I gave him the "shit it up." Look. Oh he knows that look so well.
"Sure," I smile, standing up. Xyern follows me out of the cafeteria and I watch as Blain looks at my brother's table. Stephen is my bros name. Blain has a little crushy wushy on him.
"So why'd you suddenly leave?" Xyern asks, shoving his hands in his pockets.
"I just felt like it." I smile at him, "where's your brother work?" I ask. Something flashes in his eyes and he looks away.
"A downtown restaurant." He replies. I smile, I would love to see him as a waiter.
"Waiter or cook?"
"Both." I smile. Hopefully when I go, he'll be working as the waiter. "Mainly waiter though." Xyern adds.
"Cool, what bout you?" I say, not wanting to seem too interested in his brother. "Do you have a job?"
He smiles and shrugs "I work at a gas station. I'll give you a discount." He smiles at me.
"I don't have a car. I want to get one though." I grin.
"I have a truck and a car." He says.
"You have two vehicles?" I exclaimed.
"Yeah, they're both my babies. My bud at the gas station told me about the truck so the truck is kind of new. I've had the car for a while."
"Shitastic, I'd love to see them sometime." I grin up at him.
"You could come over tomorrow. Xenith is gonna be home early, probably around 2 so you'll definitely see him." Xyern frowned at that.
"Tomorrow will be fun." I say. Shitabulous.
...
The next day came slower than I wanted. I'm kind of excited to see Xenith. He's really cool and I'd love to get to know him more. Oh shit. I can't believe I forgot. Vladimir is coming over with his brother Raven, and Blain and Zane for dinner. My mom suddenly became friends with Vladimir's mom. Ugh.
"Hey bro have you seen my heart boxers?" I look up to see my brother Stephen.
"You mean the ones mom has been bugging you to throw out?" He nods. "You hid them under the couch, remember?" He runs out of my room and I hear him tumbling down the stairs. Every morning he makes that racket. Every. Shitty. Morning.
"Morning," my mom looks at us with a motherly smile.
"Ugly morning, huh?" I smile. She shoots me a glare and I brush it off.
"Yo mom can I go over to a friends house over the weekend?" My brother asks.
"I don't care Stephen. Just no sex or drugs." Stephen rolls his eyes and walks passed her. She grabs his wrist.
"I mean it Stephen. I'll send Adrian with you." Stephen looks at me with the "shut your mouth" look as I opened it to say something. "I don't want some 16 year old girl comin in here saying she wants you to go with her on 16 and Pregnant while claiming your the father after I told you no sex. If I ever catch you having drugs my foot will go so far up your ass-"
"I'm out!" I yell, running out of the house. My mom yells after me and Stephen comes chasing after me. "Stephens gonna be on Santa's shit list!" I yell. Stephen tackles me to the ground and tickles the shit out of me.
"STOP IT YOU MOTHERSHITTER!" I shout after realizing I might have to go pee soon. Hehe. "Im going to pee on you." I hiss and Stephen moves away from me.
"Ew," he looks at me in disgust.
"Shitty brother." I stick my tongue out at him. He glowers at me and we turn to see the bus.
"Holy motherglitter." I run up to the bus, Stephen shoving at me, trying to reach it first.
"No!" I shout, shoving him to the ground. No one messes with me. I'm like the Zohan. You don't mess with the Zohan.
I run to the back of the bus to sit next to my dear friend Blain. Stephen sits with his buddies who are sexing it up with some chicks. Blain gazes sadly at my stupid shithead brother.
"Why do you even like him?" I ask, looking at him like he has two heads. Blain sighs.
"He's sexy, and if you look passed the dick side of him he's a pretty cool guy." Blain says in response.
"He's all dick and nothing else." I mutter.
"I'd love to see his-" Blain shut up and chuckled nervously.
"Of course you would." I mutter, glaring at my brother. He moves to sit next to this girl, Susanna I think, and he puts his arms round her. He whispers something in her ear, making her laugh. Blain looks heart broken as he leans in and kisses her. I pat his shoulder.
"Find someone else." I tell him, giving him a sympathetic look. Blain nods before coughing. He grabs a piece of cloth and coughs into it before pulling it away and wiping his lips.
"What's wrong lately?" I ask. Blain looks at me, his eyes full of sorrow.
"I don't know." He answers, his voice sad. I frown and watch as he shoves the cloth into his pocket. The bus stops and I see that we've reached school. Blain shoves passed me, snickering and coughing slightly. The cloth drops from his pocket and I snatch it up as I follow him. I look at it and realize it's covered in splatters of blood.
"Hey little brother," Stephen looks at the cloth.
"Dude, why do you have a bloody cloth?" Stephen asks, eyeing it.
"It's not mine, it's Blain's." I say, looking at him. He frowns and looks at Blain who's waiting for me at the door. Good ol' Blain, always waiting for me.
"Are you going to ask about it?" Stephen asks me, curiosity clear in his voice.
"I plan on it. What do you care dipshit." I elbow him before running off to Blain. Little shit is gonna have some explaining to do.
"Blain, we gonna have to talk later." I tell him as we open our lockers which are two lockers apart. Blain looks at me.
"Why? What's up?" I swear when he looks at me like that I think of Sammy Winchester from Supernatural. Dayum does Sammy have a fine ass. Pamela sure knew. Pamelaaaaa.
"Cause, something fell from your pocket." I hold up the cloth and toss it to him." He shoves it deep in his pocket and sighs.
"Adrian, I don't really want to talk about it." He says, slamming the door to his locker. He shoves passed me and I watch him as he fades into the crowded hallway. What's wrong with my best friend?
"Adrian Carter, it's wonderful to see you. My prized student." Mr. Tazen smiles sarcastically at me as I step into the classroom. I look up at the clock. 10 seconds late.
"Are you mad?" I ask, pulling a cute little girl face. Mr. Tazen grins evilly.
"Detention!" What a shitass. I'm 10 friggin seconds late and the shithead gives me detention. Mothershitter!
"Bitch." I mumble, shoving passed him to my seat. He smirks and turns towards the board. He just loves being a bitch doesn't he?
When class was over I left the school. The next class was even worse. Mr. Tazen's brother taught the class. They both were friggin assholes of their time. Shit I hated them. They were like evil twins, just one twin was born two years later. Mr. Tazen is 20 and his brother, Mr. Taz as we call him is 22. They're like two rotten peas in a pod. Wait... Do peas rot? MOTHER OF ADAM DO PEAS ROT? Oh my WINCHESTER DO THEY FRIGGIN ROT?? Sdjdwjldwm Anyways, skipping class. I guess Mr. Taz will give me even more detention for skipping. He always seemed to give me a longer  detention anyways. It's like they take pleasure in giving me detention. Shitholes.
I went back at lunch time and I saw Xyern chatting it up with Raven. What the fudge is he doing to talking Zane's hubby? Well, future hubby.
"Xyern!" I call. Xyern and Raven turn to look at me. Raven pats Xyern's back before heading over to Zane.
"Hey Adrian," Xyern greets me. I grin.
"I'm a leech, it's hard to get rid of me. I might have to come late. I totally forgot my mom invited people over." Xyern smiled.
"It's no problem. There are other days. I got called in anyways so I have to be to work at 3:30 so it's no problem." Xyern stuffs a dorito in his mouth. I look down to see a bag of Doritos in his hand.
"What about Xenith? I thought you said he got out at 2?" I ask. I was just curious about it. I find Xenith quite interesting. Why?
"He's going over to a friend's." Xyern answers. "I'm gonna go talk to a friend of mine. See you around." I watched as Xyern walked away. Curiosity flooding my mind. Xyern had seemed so eager to talk to me yesterday and now today it's like he's trying to get rid of me. Weird. He even seemed cool about us not meeting after school. He was cool about it even though he'd been eager. What the shit?
"Adrian," Blain stumbles over to me, rag in hand. I frown and rush over to him. He falls to his knees and coughs. Everyone around us stops and turns to stare. I hover over him and glare at all the people around us.
"Fuck off! There's nothing to see here!" I shout, glaring icily at them. Zane, Raven and Stephen rush over and Zane's eyes flash when he sees his brother.
"Blain..." He mumbles sadly. I help Blain up and he shoves the cloth to his mouth and coughs once more. He smiles at me and glares at everyone else. Though when his eyes land on Stephen, he frowns, eyes softening. Stephen looks at him with a look I've never seen before curiosity swells in my brain as I give him a look.

:Day before:
:Stephen's POV:
I kick at a rock as I walk down the sidewalk home. Yet another chick friggin dumped me. Her name was like Kristy or Kira or something like that. I didn't bother to remember since I knew it wouldn't last. I was gay and there was nothing anyone could do to change it. Course there's also another issue, I'm gay for my brother's best friend, Blain. He's adorable in every way possible. He looks at me sadly every day though, cause I'm always with a friggin gir- I whirl around at the sound of a branch. I look around frantically wondering what the fudge stepped on the branch. I hear a low growl and my eyes widen as a huge ass wolf appears in front of me.
"What the-" I gasp as it lunges forward and bites my shoulder. I cry out in pain, my voice echoing through the night. The wolf pulls back and sniffs the air before running away. I groan, laying back on the cement before blacking out. What the fuck just happened?

:Present day of the chapter:
Adrian's POV
Blain was home now with his single mom and brother. I wanted to talk to Blain, but there was no point, he was going to be home for a while and I knew that. So it was probably just gonna be me, Vladimir and Raven for dinner today, which completely sucked. I have a fiery hatred for Vladimir. He's a capital S shithole and an impossible person to get along with. He thinks the word fuck is better than the word shit. Who the hell would say that to me? The king of shit happens? That bitch still owes me a milkshake.
"Adrian!" I dash down the stairs to see my mom standing next to Vladimir and Raven's mom. Problem is, Vladimir is the only one with her. Where's Raven? There's no Zane or Blain just as I had predicted.
"The guests have arrived just in time. I just finished dinner!" Mom grins and drags Vladimir's mom to the kitchen. Vladimir glares up at me before following our two weird mothers to the kitchen. I follow reluctantly.
"So, today I went shopping and found the cutest outfit for Adrian today!" My mom squeals like a pig as she stuffs her face with a meatball.
"Oh my gosh! I found a cute outfit for Vladimir today too!" His mom gushes and they practically fangirl over outfits as they picture them on us. Vladimir glares at me the whole time, which makes the whole dinner uncomfortable. I can't shitting wait for dinner to be over. I hate the feeling of his glare stabbing me while I try to eat my spaghetti and meatballs in peace.
When dinner finally is over, our moms force us to play monopoly. Seriously, do they want me to become a murderer? Cause I will if Vladimir bitches about me getting properties and beating his ass to the dungeons.
"I'm gonna kill you." Vladimir whispers as I buy the Times Square property.
"Bitch try me." Vladimir chucks a card at my face and shoots me an icy look that our mothers don't even notice.
"Mother, can I go plan my xbox?" I plead.
"Sure! Why don't you take Vladimir with you?" Bitch you think this is a game?
"Hehehe sure." I glare at him and curl my lip back in a sneer. Vladimir follows me up the stairs to my welcoming room. It doesn't feel as welcoming though since a shithole is going to be stepping foot into it.
"Don't touch my stuff. Just sit there and watch." Vladimir sits down next to me and grabs a controller.
"Bitch please, I'm playing and I'm going to beat your face in." I glare at him.
"Challenge accepted."
...
"You shithead!" I scream and chuck the controller at him. He catches it effortlessly and stands up as our mothers call us downstairs. To think I could be staring at a sexy ass instead of listening to our moms and him the whole night.
"Goodbye darling." Vladimir's mom kisses my mom on the cheek and then turns to me. "Adrian, looking adorable as always." She says with a smile.
"I aim to please." I grin. She chuckles and gives me a hug.
"Watch your language." She whispers before pulling away. I stare at her with a 'excuse me bitch?' Look. She smiles and looks at Vladimir. He follows her out of the house. Finally, they're leaving.
"Adrian, you and Vladimir are getting along good, right?" I roll my eyes.
"Sure," I mumble, heading up the stairs.
"Hey! Where's Stephen?" She calls to me as I step up the stairs. I shrug and look at her.
"Hell if I know." I say before dancing to my room. Time to practice my skills!
HOW WAS THE FIRST CHAPTER? I KNOW, ADRIAN NEEDS HIS MOUTH WASHED OUT WITH SOAP. HES ONE OF THOSE TYPE OF TEENAGERS BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE HIM! I HOPE YOU PEOPLE LOVE HIM TOO! THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE PRESENT DAY WHERE BLAIN IS IN A COMA. SEE YOU ALL IN THE NEXT CHAPPIE!