Big brother....is it true?

Ch 10: the uzumaki uchiha debacle

Itachi groaned and rubbed his head. When he opened his eyes he was faced with the faces of team 7. Sakura was clutching a bleeding nose, Sasuke had his bitch face on, and Naruto was looking impatient.

"What happened?" Itachi questioned.

"You fainted again." Naruto said bouncing his leg. Sasuke put his hand on it stilling the dobe's movements. Sasuke shot him a look.

"I can't help it!" Naruto whined.

"It's annoying and besides if we don't break this habit now you'll never be able to be hokage" Sasuke told him giving him a pointed look. Naruto grumbled. Sasuke slapped him on the back of the head for Sakura as she was still trying to control her nose bleed.

"Ow!" Naruto complained.

"You wanted me to teach you how to act respectable. This is how I teach" Sasuke told him.

"Like you should be teaching manners" Itachi said sitting up slowly gripping his head.

"What's that supposed to mean!?" Sasuke asked using the same tone he used to when Itachi said something he didn't like.

"Exactly my point. You never keep quiet" Itachi  told him.

"What you talking about!? Until we had that run in with snake eyes Sasuke barely ever talked. Antisocial bastard" Naruto complained.

Itachi looked at Sasuke and Sasuke shrunk back sheepishly.

"Okay spit it out Itachi" Sakura said clutching her nose redirecting Itachi's attention for a moment.

"What?" Itachi asked.

"You know something about Kakashi sensei and scar face guy!" Sakura accused pointing a finger at him.

"His name's obito" Naruto pointed out.

"Doesn't matter! He knows something!" Sakura told him.

Sasuke merely raised a questioning brow at Itachi.

"Hn" Itachi said.

"Haha he used teme's word" Naruto cackled. Sasuke jabbed him in the ribs knocking him over as he rolled his charcoal eyes.

"It's not my word you idiot. It's more like uchiha speak" Sasuke told him.

"So that's genetic?" Naruto asked sitting up.

"You act like I know" Sasuke responded looking expectantly at Itachi.

Itachi reached out his fingers and poked Sasuke in the forehead. "Sorry Sasuke, maybe next time" He told him.

Sasuke's hand flew to his forehead with a grimace. "Are you ever not going to do that?" Sasuke asked annoyed rubbing at the spot.

"No" Itachi replied making Sasuke pout.

"Hey! What are you four doing? The suns shining! We're in konoha! Don't just laze around all day!" Obit on said hopping down pulling both Sasuke and Itachi close his arms swooping around their necks.

"Is that a hickey?" Sasuke questioned as he caught sight of the hickey on Obito's neck.

Obito chuckled. "You sensei is a man of many talents" Obito voiced with a grin.

"So I keep being reminded" Itachi grumbled feeling sick. It was bad enough his locker in Anbu had been next to him.

"Obito! Stop bragging." Kakashi ordered.

"Well not like you'll show off yours! I gave you like five Mr. Mask layers" obito shot back.

"Oh kami this isn't happening" Itachi said his hand going to his forehead.

"What's up cuz? Oh wait! Your not still thinking about that are ya tachi?" Obito questioned.

Itachi shot him a what the fuck do you think kind of look. "You walk in on us one time" Obito said rolling his eyes.

"Ooh so that's what he knew" Sakura said.

"That explains the fainting" Sasuke muttered.

"Gross" Naruto said scrunching up his nose.

"Well to be fair I was kind of-"

"Don't finish that sentence" Itachi said glaring at Kakashi.

Sasuke snickered at him as did the rest of his teammates.

"Alright enough. We're wasting daylight torturing Itachi" Obito said.

"I don't think we are" Sasuke smirked making Itachi glare down at his little brother.

"Shut up Sasuke" Itachi ordered poking him in the forehead.

"Damnit" Sasuke muttered rubbing at his forehead.

"Hey wait a sec...teme when you said I wasn't going to be able to make a scratch on your forehead when were sparring were you comparing me to Itachi?" Naruto asked one eyebrow raised a confused look on his face.

Sasuke's widened slightly and he internally screamed. He never thought Naruto would string that together but, on the other hand he never thought he would have Itachi back in his life in any other form besides his revenge.

"Tch. You should hear yourself idiot. Itachi's thousands times stronger than you. Like I'd ever make that comparison. Besides we were not equals when we were fighting back then" Sasuke said crossing his arms over his chest.

"Were....hey! You said were! That's past tense!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Glad you know grammar idiot" Sasuke sighed.

"No no! You said it! You said it in past tense! That means you think we're equals now! Haha yes! You thought I wouldn't catch that little slip up did you Sasuke?" Naruto questioned.

Sasuke resisted the urge to flinch. However that was the only thing Sasuke could think of to make Naruto forget about his previous question.

"Hn" Sasuke said his eyes closed.

"Haha yes! I need to celebrate! To ichiraku!" Naruto cheered.

"You idiot. We were just at ichiraku a few hours ago!" Sasuke complained.

"Aaw damnit your right....I know! Let's do some pranks and see what's under Kakashi's mask's!" Naruto proposed. Kakashi tended and backed away.

"Oh we are going to get along great Naruto" Obito smirked as he stalked toward Kakashi.

"Obito no" Kakashi ordered.

"Fine fine prank first. Mask later" Obito said waving his hand.

"What did you have in mind?" Obito questioned Naruto .

"Well....." Naruto trailed before whispering in Obito's ear. Just by Obito's facial reactions Kakashi knew this was going to be big.

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