Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios

When he uses a pick up line on you~

Pein:

Do you know karate? ...cuz your bodies kickin.

Deidara:

People say I nervous around beautiful women...do I seem nervous to you?...Because I very much am...

Sasori:

You like sleeping, I never sleep. How about you show me how?...We can do it together.

Konan:

25 dolla. I'll make ya holla.

Zetsu:

I'm like a tropical island. Hot, wet, and waiting for you.

Kakuzu:

These tentacles of mine do much more than just combat.

Tobito:

You wuv candy! I wuv candy too! *switches to obitos deep voice* want to lick my lollipop?

Kisame:

You be the ice berg, I'll be titanic. And I'll go down on you~

Hidan:

*stalks you* what? ...I'm just following my fuckin dreams... *mumbles* the wet ones..

Itachi:

Don't be shy. I have seen every part of you...using my mangekyou sharingan..

Orochimaru:

My tongue isn't the only large part about my body~ would you care to sssee all the advantages of ssswitching bodiesss~?