Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios

A Date To The Beach~

pein; you have been begging pein to take you down to the beach for some real fun. he has been stuck up in his office for days and hasn't even come out to go to the bathroom. gross. he barely ate more than a bagel and milk. you came to check on him of course, but he wouldn't even glance at you. but today was different, you found him drinking sake on the couch and took the opportunity to ask him to date. he agreed and you excitedly packed everything up. he grunted but didn't change his mind. you finally arrived at the beach, the water was clear, the sun was out and you were stripping down to your bikini. pein removed his shirt and kept his swim trunks on. you took on glance at his pierced nipples and laughed out loud. he gave a "tch" in response, but you didn't care. you got what you wanted in the end.

deidara; your blond bomber of a boyfriend was outside as usual screaming "un!" at every bomb he threw at the nearby villagers. they screamed and ran, which you normally found funny. but today, you were not someone to mess with. the day was hot and you were sweating. deidara was too, but he didn't want to step away from his "art". you finally had enough and went outside to tell him you wanted to go to the beach. he hesitantly agreed and cringed shortly after. you asked why and he didn't answer, instead, he called in a clay bird to fly you both to the shore. you were already in your swim gear, but deidara stood next to you fully dressed. you tugged his cloak and he removed it. but he refused to remove his shirt. you crossed you arms. "dei, whats wrong?". deidara; "I-it drools.... o have a tongue on my chest''. you paused and then smiled. which gave him courage and he slipped it off, doing a canon ball into the water.

sasori; "the answer is no". you; "oh come on! you've never even visited the beach before!! trust me, its fun." sasori; "its full of pollution". you; "well so is the air! I promise, you'll have fun". sasori; "grhmph. I can give you three good reasons why I shouldn't go, one; im a puppet and I refuse to get sand in my crack. two; wood and water don't mix  I've worked on my weave hair for too long to get it ruined. three; the under currents''. you; ''just once!" sasori; "oh ok! but only if you promise to leave me alone for the rest of day.'' you smiled in victory and changed clothes. sasori took his puppets for a swim too. sometimes, sasori can be so silly.

konan; ''the beach?... a-alright.." you hugged her tightly and rubbed her purple hair. he chuckled nervously. she hugged you tightly and put on a bikini that was bright blue. you blushed and stared at her breasts. konan; "heehee! whats wrong my princess~? like what you see?" you looked away and put on your two piece and walked onto the sandy shore. she hated getting sand in her toes but for you, it was worth it. she wasn't a good swimmer. so you had show her the ropes. she was a fast learner and caught on quick. she challenged you to a swim race and she can even open her eyes underwater. she has you to thank for all that.

zetsu; white; "eh... water is what helps our body grow, but swimming in it? im not so sure." black; "no. we aren't gonna risk getting our venus flytrap getting flooded for your entertainment''. white; "do not listen to him. the answer is yes". you jumped up happily and hugged zetsu tightly, knocking the wind out of him. he chuckled and patted your back. when you got to the beach he somehow removed his flytrap and all he was wearing were dark green boxers. you blushed and he dove in disappearing under the water and surprising you by showing up under you and pinching your buttocks. you yelped and punched him in the shoulder, but in his mind it was worth it.

kakuzu; "are you kidding?" you smiled and shook your head. you wanted to go to the beach and swim with him. or at least have him watch you while you show off in your rockin brand new bikini. he sighed and continued clipping his toes nails. "im not wasting money going to the beach, I don't care how much you wanna go". you sat on his lap and smiled, you then stared into his glowing green eyes and put on your sweetest puppy dog eyes. he gunted a few times but finally gave in. he removed his mask, letting his long hair fall to his back and he revealed his stitches. you hugged him and he patted your head. "yeah yeah, but you'll repay me later'' he winked. and you blushed. who knew kakuzu could have such naughty things in mind.

Tobito:
Tobi was always up for anything you wanted to do. He loved to date and have fun. In, and outside of your akatsuki missions. They only problem is that at the beach, you wanted him to take his mask off. He refused and started blubbering things that didn't even make sense. You told him it was alright, you would not judge his face or any of him for that matter. He still hesitated, but eventually gave up and removed it slowly. You stared at his face and he was about to put the mask back on, when suddenly you gripped his hand in yours. And kissed him sweetly. Your warm smiles gave him confidence and he grew relaxed knowing he can be himself around you.

Kisame:
Kisame: "absolutely not, I'm .... *blushed deep purple and looked away* insecure. I refuse to show anything else except my Face". You clung to his arm tightly. "Please? Its the only way to make me happy right now". kisame cringed and then gave in. "A-alright. But the second I get a stare or even think someone is talking about my skin color I swear I will never come back to that place again". you: "but your a shark hybrid male! Your supposed to like water"! Kisame: "all the more reason to be insecure. I have gills, I'm odly colored, I have shark teeth, my hands and feet are huge"- you cut him off with a kiss. He blushed and then wrapped an arm around your waist. "L-lets go"
You smiled and rested your head on his shoulder reassuringly.

Hidan:
"Oi, hey bitch." you sighed and mentally cursed hidan for using language. You then thought of fun places to explore and you immediately thought of the beach. You stood up and told hidan you wanted to date. "no fuckin way. I'm not wasting anymore time with this shit. Im gonna go worship jashin. Hmph." You smirked and watched him leave. But before he left you seductively called to him. "Oh hidan~" hidan: "what"? You: *jiggled your chest* "would you do it for the titty~?" Hidan: *eyes snap open* "hell fuckin yeah"!!!!!

Itachi:
You were brushing his hair and whispering cutesy things into his ear when he kissed you passionately. You blushed and smiled. "Hey 'tachi? How about going to the beach for a swim?"
Itachi; "fine. Only if you promise to let me massage you later". you: "win win situation!!" You cheered and he rolled his eyes at your excitement. He'd never admit it but he thought you were just so cute when you were happy. And it was a bonus for him that it was he who made you this way. He planned on making you the happiest woman alive that day.