Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios

when you can't sleep~

Pein
That's it.
You've been awake for over two hours, struggling to get sleep.
You carefully got out of the bed, so you wouldn't wake up Pein,
and started heading to the kitchen.
As you exited your & Pein's room, you saw Hidan standing in the middle of the hallway.
It made you jump just a tiny bit.
You questioned him that why wasn't he sleeping,
but Hidan did not answer.
It made you raise your eyebrow when it hit you.
"Probably sleepwalking ..." You muttered to yourself and headed into the kitchen.
Quietly, you walked to the kitchen to get some warm milk.
You've heard that warm milk gives a 'good night sleep'.
After you were done with drinking milk and using the toilet,
you headed back into your room.

Sasori
Once again, you changed the position.
Sasori finally understood that you've been awake for hours now.
"[Y/n], aren't you supposed to be asleep by now?"
"Please come cuddle with me."
"No."
"I said please." You pouted.
He sighed as he placed his new, unfinished puppet, on a shelf.
As he got into the bed, you layed yourself on top of him and closed your eyes once again.

"[Y/n], it has been an hour. Why aren't you still asleep?"
"I'm not sure ... Maybe because I'm too tired to fall asleep? Also you're not the most comfortable
puppet to sleep on. No offence, darling."
"Get off of me then."
"No, if I will get off of you, then you will stand up and go work on your stupid puppets like you usually do 24/7."
"Stupid?"
You snickered and told him to shut up so you could continue to try to fall asleep.

Deidara
"Dei ... I can't sleep." 
You whispered.
"What do you want me to do?"
"Sing me a lullaby ..."
"Forget it, un."
You pouted and turned over to the other side.
He sighed and putted his chin on your upper arm.
"Hush baby dolly, I pray you don't cry ..."

Hidan
Hidan was snoring louder than before.
It was impossible to fall asleep.
You couldn't take it anymore.
You took your pillow and made your way into Hidan's room,
that Hidan used before he decided to move into your room.

Kakuzu
"Kakuzu ..."
You kept whining next to his ear.
Kakuzu was about to shout at you but he didn't want to wake everybody up.
Especially Pein.
"Well, try to keep your mouth shut. Maybe that'll help ..."
"Get me fucking sleeping pills. Maybe that'll help ..."
Kakuzu didn't waste any time and left in a hurry.
He came back about ten minutes later, with two pills in his palms.
"These better fucking work or I'm sleeping in the living room."
After saying that, he was depressed for a week,
because when he got back, you had already fallen asleep.
He had just wasted his money.

Tobi
"Honey, I can't sleep."
You turned around, hoping he was up.
But you were wrong.
After shaking him a little and using his real name,
he finally woke up.
"Hm, what is it ... ?"
"I can't fall asleep."
"What can I do?" He yawned.
"I don't know. Something?"
"Something? In the middle of the night?"
"I didn't mean that kind of 'something'." You rolled your eyes.
"But sleeping pills are fucking expensive.
I'd rather make you feel good for free than give you something nasty
that pays alot."

Zetsu
"Go drink a bottle of warm milk or something ..."
"Vodka can also work."
You sighed as you got out of bed to make warm milk for yourself.
When you got back to bed, Zetsu was smirking at you.
"Not today Zetsu."
"Then have fun falling asleep on your own."

Itachi
You kept changing your sleep position.
Every position was very uncomfortable and couldn't let you sleep.
"Stop moving around ..."
"But I can't sleep !"
He sighed and snaked his arm around you.
You felt his warm body press against you.
That made you fall asleep within five minutes.

Kisame
"Is your stomach hurting or something?"
"No ..."
"Then I have no idea."
He snuggled up against you, hoping that it will make you fall asleep.